Charles Selender

Coffee-fueled dad of 2 boys & a pug, corporate trainer, and amateur chef, who enjoys Sinatra & Springsteen, good scotch, the Yankees, and the Oxford Comma.

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@MBK1226 @jdmaniac @ezlusztig @AshLeeStrong And she's worse than Kellyanne
Or even Spicer with this claim
As we all get riled and then cry out
In our anger and her shame.

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@CyrusMMcQueen Only 16/17 more years to go...maybe 20 😉

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@CyrusMMcQueen @MarkHamill @LeanneMcQueen1 @MollyMcQueen Ah, yes, nursery school...you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. 😉

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@MegStEsprit

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@CyrusMMcQueen The best of luck to you.

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@haridigresses @JeffStratton18 @ChrisJBakke Same – I prefer Highland, as well, over the peatier ones. Macallan is probably still my go-to, but I really like Aberfeldy, which is very reasonably priced IMO, compared to other scotches of similar taste and quality.

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@thedad There isn't. Just lean into it, and use them to build a rock wall around your perimeter. 😉

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@Jon_Finkel Truth. Reminds me of this bit from Jeff Foxworthy:
"Men don't want to stop for food. Men don't want to stop for anything. Cause men want to be able to get there, to walk in the front door and go, 'Made it in 5 hours and 18 minutes! That's 3 minutes faster than last year.'"

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@DevilsDropNovel @davidggeorge So when the teacher calls his name from the class roster, it'll be...
"George, Harrison?"

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@CyrusMMcQueen Give Molly about 3 months – she'll be able to open it for you. Baby-proof, maybe, but those things are never toddler-proof. 😉

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@Blackletter007 @bader_diedrich Putin right about now.

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@bader_diedrich He would definitely relax at the end of the day with a Buzz Beer, and absolutely would never say, "Sounds like thou has a case of the Mondays."

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@1Flukeskywalker @bader_diedrich Sometimes, our fatherly advice is right on target. Sometimes, it's a miss.
But, no matter what Yoda may think, at least we tried. 😉
Happy Father's Day!

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@NancyLawlass @CyrusMMcQueen Agreed, bagels should be plain or savory – onion, garlic, pumpernickel, etc. Blueberry and cinnamon raisin are for muffins, not bagels.

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@bader_diedrich Mr Bader, you're trying to seduce us with your tweets. Aren't you?

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@_lilbud_ @BOSSFAN55 @saraconfino

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@LeanneMcQueen1 @CyrusMMcQueen @MollyMcQueen @sucadanyc

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@rgibson1 @BeschlossDC It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Break In

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@JohnCMcGinley It could, if you have @springsteen's Better Days playing in the background. 😉
Barring that, then you're correct...

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@SteveMirsky @Nickgee111 @Ken_Rosenthal @TheAthletic

[Charles Selender @cselender]

@927Erik And @TheJudge44 is on pace for a .500/162 HR/324 RBI season 😉
#Yankees #PinstripePride