Chloe Semple

Single Mummy to 3 Beauts! So much joy, but not a lot of sleep!

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

Has the funniest daughter. Apparently Ruby (the cat) is "making bread" on her thigh. She means when cats flex their claws/paws to get comfy 😆 #imsousingthisinfuture #thecatsmakingbread

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

Just started watching #JustMercy Im 35 minutes in and Im furious already. How, Just How!!??!!??

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

@RemainerNow @darrengrimes @Dippi1103

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

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[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

Omg how lush is @jamieoliver Literally feel like he is talking to all the Mums 😂😍 #KeepCookingCarryOn

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

Think Sky Tv is an absolute joke!! Really expected them to pull it out of the bag during this difficult time and they really haven't! Bad enough I pay them a fortune a month! @SkyUK

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

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[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

Just finished #backtolife - Can't recommend enough! Strange, funny, sad and sweet.. when's series 2!? @bbc3_iplayer

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

Watching @officialbarnesy on #thismorning ... He talks so much sense and really wishes people would pay attention to what he is trying to say.

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

Where did they find a tiny Elton John? #dying #toofunny #Gogglebox #Johnlewischristmasadvert

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

How lovely it would be to go do the food shop with my mum.. or do ANYTHING with my family! Another time maybe.

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

I don't understand how 3 of my bedroom walls are external, but my next door neighbour is so bloody loud - it's like she is in the room! 😤 #lastnerve #loudneighbours

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

#Bodyguard on @BBCOne is SOO good! #KeeleyHawes is amazing as is #Richardmadden 😍

[Bethany @bethanysmm]

Georgia and Sam the minute the new islanders arrived #lovelsland

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

I would like to know HOW @LEGOLANDWindsor can justify this cost for a family of 4 for a 1 day and 1 night stay!!?? For an extra £200 I got a week in Cornwall! #daylightrobbery

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

Ellie was blantantly playing a game. #loveisland

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

Ellie is pissing me right off! So manipulative with Alex and then acting dumb .... dick. #loveisland

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

Just watched #Senseandsensibility just as good the 100th time as it was the 1st #JaneAusten #favouritebook #faveouritefilm #classic

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

When you update your Facebook status, then read it back and realise it makes no sense ... doh #dickhead

[Chloe Semple @csemple09]

Nothing worse than someone giving you attitude when supposedly wishing you a happy birthday! 🖕