caroline 🛼🦬

ranch connoisseur

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

Let’s marry this soulmate

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

Kicking myself so hard for walking away from the perfect sofa set at habitat two days ago only for it to be sold when I returned today and discover it was the deal of a lifetime 😫

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

Chad Powers better get renewed and back in production ASAP

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

Not to be dramatic, but if I were Jolene and Dolly wrote a whole song about how I was so hot I could steal her husband it would be the biggest compliment of my life.

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

@DanielHampton_3 You already have too many mini figs.

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

Just a high rise girly trying to find shorts in a low rise trend hellscape

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

I don't know where development is for a live action Hercules, but Matthew Rhys would make a perfect Hades. @DisneyStudios

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

I hope all the tourists here for the World Cup enjoyed their first 4th of July ❤️🤍💙

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

My body giving me a period 5 weeks postpartum 😵‍💫🥴

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

DID THE DAMN THING

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THE CUP IS COMING BACK TO RALEIGH!!!

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

3-0 shutout to win the cup, I'm crying ❤️🖤🏒🌪️ @Canes #LetsGoCanes

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

The look on the VGK coach's face after that first goal lololol #stanleycup #LetsGoCanes @Canes

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

The fact my coworkers *insisted* on throwing me a baby shower before I quit work, and then left me to do everything for it (set up, clean up, food coordination, decorating, etc.) at almost 36 weeks pregnant is exactly why I won't miss working with them.

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

Why do these men go on a blind dating show and inevitably break up with the girl because she "doesn't look like the type I usually go for." THAT'S. THE. WHOLE. POINT. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS10

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

I just know Alex's mom loved these.
#LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS10

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

Mike's mom finding out Emma isn't Italian, speaks without a NY accent, and she's unsure about giving her a flock of grandchildren for Sunday dinners #loveisblinds10 #loveisblind

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

Stephen is icky. #LoveIsBlindS10

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

Nazgûl the dog running down those Olympic ski slopes.

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

Every season I watch Love is Blind I'm reminded of a quote from my great grandpa of the advice he gave my grandparents before they got married: "Love is blind, and marriage is an eye opener." #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS10

[caroline 🛼🦬 @cshampton13]

The way Jacob Elordi was licking Margot Robbie would've had me feral for him too, girl. #WutheringHeights