Gay kids read thousands of books about straight characters, yet they still grow up gay. But y'all are worried if your son, Jamie, reads just one book where a penguin has two dads, he is going to wake up the next day and ask Brandon to prom.
Wait. WAIT. If watching two men kiss can turn a child gay, then showing them a man and a woman kiss should turn them back.
Unless, of course, thatโs not how any of this works.