Michelle 🎶🔊🎵

Go dtí an fréamh.....To the root ☘️

[Michelle 🎶🔊🎵 @cshell47]

Posting this again for the day thats in it. A truly unique soul gone too soon. His profound work will live on. Codladh sámh 🕯
https://t.co/6QwytdPXUe

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

does anyone have an explanation for why concert tickets were $35 fifteen years ago and now they're $350

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

“listen to your body”

my body: quit your job. disappear from society. befriend the crows. abandon everything and become one with the trees

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The idea that "30 days builds a habit" is a joke to an ADHD brain. I can do something flawlessly every day for 3 weeks, miss exactly one day, and my brain will permanently delete the entire routine

[Michelle 🎶🔊🎵 @cshell47]

@the_traitors_ Great line up!

[Michelle 🎶🔊🎵 @cshell47]

@ThatEricAlper The Frames - Setlist

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

2027 - we made an AI to flip burgers for $1 billion but it's really bad at the flipping part, and knowing what a burger is, so we'd like to hire someone to watch over the AI burger flipper for $15/hr. They need to have 3 years of experience with AI burger flippers (that have only existed for 1 year).

[marc @feelingsplain]

Knowing the right times to drop "ye ye" "aye spot on" "ahaha" and "wtf mad that" to the drunk fella talking shite in the pub is genuinely the most essential skill that a young man can have

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Go.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Can anyone answer this?

[Irish Rugby @IrishRugby]

Our team for Saturday’s opener in London.

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

one time someone said pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time he heard someone ring a bell and i haven't been the same since.

[Michael Antonelli @BullandBaird]

Imagine the math required to make this guess and aim 4 people at a point in space

[Michelle 🎶🔊🎵 @cshell47]

@dublin_damo Same ish. No interest in football, but honestly loving the hope, joy, excitement and genuine craic around this game the ladt few days. Welcome distraction from the usual doom and gloom