Chaim Shmerel

Dad + dog wrangler 🐕 | Avid book reader 📚 | Runs on coffee ☕ | SA roots, Toronto life 🇿🇦🍁

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

I read this over Shabbos — quiet, steady, and surprisingly grounding.
The kind of book you pick up for a page and end up sitting with for a while.

Tagging @ShabbosReads to keep the tradition going.

#IReadThisOverShabbos #ShabbosReads

[The Narcissist Box @NarcissistBox]

Narcissists don't apologize because apologizing would require: empathy, self-reflection, and accountability - everything they avoid.

[The wondering yid @TheWonderingYid]

Good Shabbos to our brothers and sisters in Manchester. You are not alone — the prayers of Am Yisrael around the world are with you. May Hashem bring comfort and strength. ✡️🕯️

#AmYisraelChai

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@WorldAndScience So you’re telling me there are 82,000 other people laughing at their own dad jokes? The world isn’t ready.

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Swan Lake? Nah, this is Goose Lake on Ice 🦢🧊😂

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@TSN_Sports @SportsCenter Nobody plays for ties… except the NFL rulebook 😅

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@Dadsaysjokes I love this 😂 My kids don’t appreciate this kind of humour, so thanks for giving me a place to laugh at other people’s dad jokes instead of just my own!

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@F1 Discount Max? The man is the discount code: enter VER33 at checkout and you get pole + fastest lap + win. 🏆🔥

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@ColeIsKing_ @BlueJays Much respect to the Yankees — battled through injuries and still pushed all the way. But come on, have some class. Records don’t lie: Jays are AL East Champs. Tip your cap, regroup, and we’ll see you next season. 💙🇨🇦

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@BlueJays Amazing! 🔥 What a run—TOP of the East! Quite the table, quite the team. Can’t wait for the postseason, this city is buzzing. Let’s go Jays, October is ours! 💙🇨🇦

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

TOP OF THE EAST!

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@TeamCanada That’s the understatement of the century. 🏉 Legends forever. You didn’t just bring home silver, you made history and inspired a nation. Every tackle, every try, every ounce of fight—Canada is proud beyond words. 🇨🇦🔥🙌

[Team Canada @TeamCanada]

Team Canada, you made us proud. 🏉 An incredible journey ends with a historic silver medal at the Rugby World Cup. Hold your heads high, the whole nation is proud of you. 🇨🇦

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@WholesomeMeme When you realize it’s Wednesday and you’re the star of hump day. 🐫✨

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@F1 We talk about GOATs, but Jim Clark was already grazing on that mountain. 🐐✨

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@UberFacts And here I am still struggling with 7×8… 🤯😂

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@Dadsaysjokes Family trees… some have more bananas than branches. 🍌🌳🤣

[Chaim Shmerel @CShmerel]

@cbcsports @RugbyCanada Silver on the field, but number one in our hearts. ❤️🇨🇦🏉

[CBC Sports @cbcsports]

Canadian women are No. 2 in the world 🇨🇦🏉

Shining silver for @RugbyCanada at #RWC2025 🥈