Courtlyn Shoate

I am whatever I say I am. If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?

[Courtlyn Shoate @cshoate]

I’m not sure that La Croix isn’t what sent this country into the spiral we are currently in.

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@Brycefugate

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The amount of people on this app that truly think people are going to be running to transition their gender just to have advantage in athletics is WILD.

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Eggo waffles. That was really a decision we made as a culture.

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@_grthomas_ Yes!! This is the closest thing to movie quality and honestly delivers flawlessly every time. I lost one in a move, so this may be a sign.

[Courtlyn Shoate @cshoate]

The older I get, the more I realize I want a full-size popcorn machine in my home.

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The store is 2300 S Federal Blvd, Denver, CO 80219. I’m not even sure if I received my money back.

[Courtlyn Shoate @cshoate]

@pizzahut one of your stores here in Denver let me complete an order online, but decided to void my order without notifying me. The app showed them making the pizza & out for delivery, but never came. The store was dismissive and told me call corporate.

[Courtlyn Shoate @cshoate]

@soonerjk12 I think there’s reason to believe it’ll be much less dire than has been assumed in the past months, but get it . Don’t think R’s have figured this out either. Obvious tension & resistance to the types of things I reference. McCarthy’s management sometimes feels “hope this works”

[Courtlyn Shoate @cshoate]

I really can’t understand the war on Dr. Fauci from a certain crowd. I know we’ve abandoned logic and any attempt at reasoning in some circles, but like this is just dumb, pointless, & a complete waste of time. This man is not even an elected official.

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@Zac_Stevens I’ve gone back and forth on this but tabletop. I don’t want it to be something I roll out for “special occasions”. On my countertop 24/7.

[Courtlyn Shoate @cshoate]

When I see someone like Vivica A. Fox doing a commercial for CarShield, I have several thoughts & Q’s:

1. Getting your coin off these easy sources. Good for you.

2. Are they giving her notes on her performance?

3. Do people really trust the product bc of a celeb the love?

[Courtlyn Shoate @cshoate]

THIS. Because I don’t do planned naps, but let me tell you if I slip away trying to watch a show or something, you might not see me for hours.

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

everybody keeps saying “sorry i fell asleep” is a lie but i actually do fall asleep randomly for hours baby idk what to tell u

[Courtlyn Shoate @cshoate]

We have officially reached the “this ain’t cute” stage of snow in the Denver metro.

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A 1900 sqft home right by my building just sold for $855,000. I am never buying a home a Denver.

[Courtlyn Shoate @cshoate]

The amount of days that I think about driving 15 mins to the nearest Nothing Bundt Cake just to get one of the mini bundts is concerning.

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@RideRTD any explanation for the delays getting to and from the airport? Have had 10-15 minute off schedule arrival and departure both legs of my trip the past couple of days.

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One of the worst kind of shocking moments is when a food item that looks really tasty is just completely underwhelming in flavor. It should be a crime.

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The glorification of blonde hair and blue eyes in modern context is just so strange.

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😂😂😂. I just know his off camera answer would be even more petty!

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

.@POTUS on Donald Trump calling Putin "savvy" and "genius" amid Russia's invasion of Ukraine: "I put as much stock in Trump saying that Putin's a genius as I do when he called himself a stable genius."

[Courtlyn Shoate @cshoate]

If you watch people closely, their values will always reveal themselves.