That Guy

I'm a Vet. Not the 'Put your dog to sleep' kind. The other kind.
I'm a funny guy- Arnold said he'd kill me last.

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@SecondAmendment @unkonfined In accordance with the prophecy.

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@MrColionNoir I have a Mustang *just* older than me(I'm old), and a safe full of stuff designed to raise *other* people's blood pressure.

Where do I rate?

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@ApexSeeker_ I spent my formative years supporting Toho Studios.

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@The_King_Trout

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@The_King_Trout Ritual cannibalism, as commanded by benevolent zombie. Cool.

/No hard feelings. I make fun of *everybody*.

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@notthe5mart3st @The_King_Trout Because your average 1st Century priest didn't have access to a diesel-powered industrial wood chipper.

/*Altar*. 'Alter boys' is what the left wants to do to your kids.

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@SCShipyards Gotta be able to hit your target. Bullet placement>Literally everything else.

/Of course, with .25, you might want to let your target *know* they've been shot. Takes the fight out of them.

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@ShamashAran Accurate. White liberal *men* are entirely ineffectual.

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@NYCMayor Zohran Mamdami is a terrorist-adjacent communist.

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@RealBlakeOwen @IfindRetards Shhh! Nobody tell them about Vermont.

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@CanadaRoast @IfindRetards "Canada is getting smaller." - Alberta

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@ApexSeeker_ 'Female problems'*

* If male, double down.

/"Yeah, she didn't think it was funny *either*. Hence the problems."

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@harveyspistols @TheRascallion @thequeenofrust Where does he get such wonderful toys?

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

A .45, a big scary knife, and a watch.

So you know when it's time to use the other two.

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

It may seem an innocuous cabin in the woods but @TheRascallion and @thequeenofrust have a lead that says differently. This week Rascal is teaming up with Laura! That adventurous woman of exploration and historical discovery (she is quite the creative as well!)

Before they step into the unknown, and, as always seems to happen, lose service, Rascal wanted to make sure we got this week's field package sorted. For that, he has decided to pick a few things from his kit that he seems to always find a use for, for better or worse 😉.

This week there will be THREE WINNERS!
With help from @SummRidge we will be giving away three different items!

The first winner announced this coming Monday will receive the @Extrema__Ratio Giant Mamba knife!

The second winner announced will receive the @LUMTECwatches Combat B67 Day/Date field watch!

The third and final winner announced will receive the Glock 41 Gen4 .45acp!

TO ENTER: FOLLOW @harveyspistols & @SummRidge , REPOST or QUOTE POST this post, and be sure to REPLY to this post!

Good Luck
Godspeed
and Keep Going, my friends!

Have a great week and get out there!

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@Atlas_Leather @ajmahler ShockedFace.jpg

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@Lee_Vertisce @Austin211158161 You could kill a person with a properly-sharpened pencil.

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@NatureS62256 Being based in Pakistan.

Post accordingly.

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@oelma__ Depends. Do you live on a shitting or non-shitting street?

Account based in India. Post accordingly.

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@ApexSeeker_ Stupid people. Too many on the wrong side of the bell curve.

[That Guy @CSI_Mayberry]

@FrankRo52456258 @eatinerni That's a twinkie wiener sandwich. There are many like it, but this one is mine.