Chris Carter

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

@Poisonjones thats my mate haha

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

#Bale #CREASINGup #goonersforlife

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

@Poisonjones

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

Fucketyfuckfuckfuck

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

@kellifer1 haha you haven't seen me recently

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

@kellifer1 get fat boy to call me please

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

Come on Arsenal! Lets build some confidence so we can finish the season strongly! #championsleague

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

@piersmorgan All about confidence.. Wenger is a great builder of confidence in youngsters but struggles with mature players. #WengerOut

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

@sadiecakes88 haha #gimp

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

@sadiecakes88 fcough lol

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

@sadiecakes88 it wasn't a joke ;)

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

Ouch! Just stepped on my cock. Don't you just hate it when that happens? :'(

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are questionable. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

“@Poisonjones: trains cancelled!! Fml” thanks for making my day before I even left my bed!

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

Up until half two playing #championshipmanager is not the one!

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

Bad sleep, long day.. #spacedoutglaxosmithklinetestmonkey

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

Suspended within the first 2 hours.. Setting records baby!

[Chris Carter @csjc85]

@Poisonjones not a clue what I'm doing here so here is a picture of my ass just in case you needed one..