Cal Johnson

I once put my contacts in without a mirror

[Teej. @TJLang70]

I can’t get a response from @BBulaga but I think we are all still alive.

[Nate Slack @nateslack5]

The NCAA can vacate 47 wins because of a U2 concert, but apparently can’t do anything about a conference replay crew getting a game-changing decision wrong?

[Cal Johnson @csjohnson11]

@COgirlWIworld @packers @Nike Am I not allowed to hate the uniforms? I think you’re more worked up about them than I am

[Cal Johnson @csjohnson11]

@COgirlWIworld @packers @Nike Bubble numbers with a weird font, grey jerseys with white pants and an off white helmet. I honestly don’t think I’m being dramatic enough. It looks like grok did this

[Cal Johnson @csjohnson11]

@Packerf8ful1989 @packers @Nike That’s a really good point actually. I’m sure Nike isn’t worried or concerned at all that they lost $200 billion of market value.

[Cal Johnson @csjohnson11]

@Realrclark25 “What Jayden Daniels accomplished for LSU” congrats on beating Purdue in the citrus bowl

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you’ve waited for… 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝟖𝟖‼️‼️

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Type of shit Joe Burrow pop out with right before a 3 game losing streak.

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

Ilhan Omar gives a history lesson: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked it was used during World War ELEVEN.”

[Cal Johnson @csjohnson11]

#bucciovertimechallenge

Staal / Stutzle

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

We could buy England with Kohl’s cash

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

More humility and eloquence from Jack Hughes. Team USA is a great group of young Olympians and the way they've been dumped on is a crock.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Paul Skenes on the World Baseball Classic and USA's recent Olympic success, via @colin_beazley:

"We're America, we've got to assert our dominance over everybody else. That's what we do."

[Nathan Trueblood @NathanTrueblood]

The Louvre doesn't deserve this.

Get this beauty hung in every Buffalo Wild Wings in the nation.

[alicia @LeeshaMae31]

Oh they are having A TIME

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

That's family. ❤️🇺🇸 #WinterOlympics

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

GOLDEN ONCE AGAIN 🇺🇸🦅 #WINTEROLYMPICS

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Same girl btw. Turns out she’s just filthy at hockey on every stage.

[Cal Johnson @csjohnson11]

@MikeSilver @TheAthletic Good stuff, Mike 🥺