Abacus Finch 😎

Tech, accessibility, music, pop culture, bad jokes, commas. Sometimes I feel like Stevie Wonder. Sometimes I feel like Steve Urkel.

[Abacus Finch 😎 @cskchao]

Hi. How am I still getting new followers after all this time? WTF is X???! I miss Twitter a bunch. I am a geriatric millennial and have a hard time adjusting.

[Abacus Finch 😎 @cskchao]

Having some strawberries because I don’t actually need the burger + onion rings I’m craving and we make minuscule investments in ourselves in 2023 to keep ourselves encouraged and make us feel like we’re making progress please clap

[Abacus Finch 😎 @cskchao]

Reluctantly rejoining society.

[Abacus Finch 😎 @cskchao]

I’ve been busy and my entire household has been sick AF for close to 3 weeks. Hope everyone had an enjoyable Christmas. I did, and I even pulled my phone out of the dishwasher before I ran it.

[Dov @drnelk]

I asked an AI to write a Bible song about ducks and I'm laughing so hard now I can't breathe

[Abacus Finch 😎 @cskchao]

@HNguyenLy Also, "Demonstrate compassion toward screen reader users by offering them an avenue for change." Yikes.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"When you hear Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer you probably side with Blitzen. He claimed the Rudolph only got to lead Santa's sleigh because of North-Pole affirmative action policies that favor red-nosed reindeer." https://t.co/k0YBsulRmu

[Disability Economic Justice Collaborative @DEJCollab]

We know the holiday season can usher in financial stress alongside festivity and joy--especially for disabled people. So, let's talk about it.

Send your pitches to the Voices of Disability Economic Justice project.

Payment for published pieces is $500. https://t.co/vYZKsd8HQj

[Sacha Coward @sacha_coward]

It’s all ‘Pronouns are dumb’ till you misgender their dog.

[Abacus Finch 😎 @cskchao]

@thejournalista Nah, there’s PLENTY of benign shit we go without on a regular day. Nobody’s starving because of your adult choices.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

At the foundation of dysfunctional family dynamics is denial. Everyone must remain in denial to keep the relationships going. Waking up would mean we have to mourn the story of our family in favor of the truth.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

A good sign you’re healing is when you’re around family, you see the patterns clearly and behavior is to be expected.

[Abacus Finch 😎 @cskchao]

@rmichaelthomas Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

I did a… certain tweet two weeks ago. Something about insulin. You probably saw it.

Anyway, here’s why I did it:

[ProPublica @propublica]

Read this 🧵 about two very different lives that converged in a Milwaukee house fire 👇

[Abacus Finch 😎 @cskchao]

Is current Twitter what the whole Bird Box challenge thing is about?

[GNCordova @GNCordova]

Without Twitter, Ahmaud Arbery’s killers would’ve never been arrested. George Floyd’s death, even with the video, likely wouldn’t have sparked national outrage.

Without twitter, we’re at the mercy of news outlets for reporting & you see how they publish police reports as fact.

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

My great-grandmother, Annie B., was the best woman to ever walk this earth. https://t.co/0dhEdqCQhf