shawty

just here to post and disappear
90% thinking about whats my next online purchase

[shawty @csm_47]

Don't be afraid of spending money on traveling and concert tickets. Be afraid of getting old and realizing the only place you went to was work.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i know my soulmate is gonna be a weird nerd who makes stupid jokes but is super intelligent and randomly sings song lyrics mid conversation and dances with me mindlessly in the kitchen

[shawty @csm_47]

No woman would mind seeing a dad help his little daughters use the women's bathroom.

[Odnalda Whigson Fênix🐦‍🔥 @OdnaldaW2]

REVOLTANTE! Que absurdo, mano!

Ele só estava cuidando das filhas pequenas 🥹

Um pai viajava com as duas FILHAS PEQUENAS e parou na QT pq elas precisavam ir ao banheiro. Como o feminino tava vazio, ele entrou com elas.

Um homem entrou gritando, ligou pra polícia e, mesmo com as meninas chorando apavoradas com a situação, ele ainda OFENDEU o pai.

[Maira @maira4yo]

maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with. It's about who's willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you

[courtenay lou who 🩵 trinity island @svviftlet]

if you genuinely think melanie apologized or took accountability in this conversation, i have some serious questions for you. she immediately flipped and got aggressive when bea was handling it respectfully with a calm neutral tone.

[shawty @csm_47]

if you guys don’t see this overly stimulated behavior of Melanie is truly an issue then there’s an issue. #LoveIslandUSA

[shawty @csm_47]

I highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who's super excited about you. Life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

[Eya's Comet☄️ | THE DINER IS MINE @CouldBeMyWife]

BILLIE😭😭😭😭CHEAT ON NAT😭😭😭😭💔💔💔😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔😭PLEASE😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭

[shawty @csm_47]

If you have my location. It is indeed acceptable to show up unannounced.

[shawty @csm_47]

Thought blocking him everywhere would end it… whole time he treats communication like a side quest 😭 ok king you got me

[shawty @csm_47]

Babyyyyy where the hell is my husband? What is taking him so long? TO FIND ME 🥺

[shawty @csm_47]

My toxic trait is literally thinking that I can fix whatever is wrong with Amanda Bynes

[shawty @csm_47]

here they come again… watching every story, lurking on every post, popping up in my DMs like they miss me.. just to give me 2 dry replies and disappear like clockwork. At this point, are you interested or just making sure you still have access? I’m tired of being revisited.

[shawty @csm_47]

100% me. I will immediately disengage from the convo because I’m not going to waste my breath

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.

[shawty @csm_47]

From now on, apologies are only accepted via wire transfer or Zelle. Emotional damage has processing fees.

[shawty @csm_47]

The devil couldn’t reach me so he gave me a guy that was so gentle, kind and loving in the beginning. The guy that made me feel safe and made me believe in love again. Only for him to give up on us on a random Sunday.

[shawty @csm_47]

I hope Billie Ellish knows she’s my Justin Bieber

[shawty @csm_47]

Everybody wants you to love yourself until you actually do

[shawty @csm_47]

Having a king size bed all to myself has been my greatest investment… the space? unmatched. the peace? elite. I sleep like a goddess and wake up even better 👑✨

[shawty @csm_47]

F—k ICE, imagine hating immigrants more than p-dophiles.