Sergio

El juego seguirá valiendo la pena mientras no sepamos como termina. M. Foucault
Así que a nadar y guardar la ropa 🥂

[Sergio @csmacia]

Eclipse

[Sergio @csmacia]

@panabahn Hola. Cual es el valor asi como esta? Manual?

[Atrápame pasado 📺📻 @atrapamepasado]

#20deJulio: Día del Amigo.

[Quilmes Cerveza @Quilmes_Cerveza]

Si la razón hace dudar, el corazón siempre va para adelante.

[Sergio @csmacia]

@roberto_ruarte Clase

[Sergio @csmacia]

@marucape_ Sos Crack Maru!

[EL PAÍS @el_pais]

📺 TV en DIRECTO | Así ha sido el espectáculo de luminoso en homenaje a Gaudí para inaugurar la nueva torre de la Sagrada Familia https://t.co/lUGOsi78sS

[Fotos de Fatos @FotosDeFatos]

Segundo a lenda, em uma cidade francesa durante a Idade Média, as mulheres realizavam um hábito curioso.

De manhã, as mulheres casadas adicionavam uma pequena quantidade de veneno no café da manhã de seus maridos, que mais tarde recebiam o antídoto quando voltavam para casa à noite.

Isso garantia que o veneno não os prejudicasse e não tivesse efeitos negativos.

A prática tinha um propósito específico: se os maridos demorassem em retornar para casa, os sintomas como náuseas, dores de cabeça, depressão, vômitos, dores ou falta de ar apareceriam devido ao atraso na administração do antídoto.

Quanto mais tempo o homem passasse longe de casa, mais doente ele ficaria. Ao retornar para casa, a esposa inadvertidamente administrava o antídoto, fazendo com que ele se sentisse melhor rapidamente.

Esse truque dava a impressão de que ficar longe de casa causaria desconforto e levava os maridos a se apegarem mais às suas casas e esposas.

[Nuevos BAires @NuevosBAires]

[Mataderos] El Mirador Salaberry se eleva en Avenida de los Corrales.

Es la segunda construcción más antigua del barrio (1858) y uno de los tres únicos miradores que subsisten en toda la ciudad.

Recorremos su historia 🧵👇

[Sergio @csmacia]

@nicoschenquer Ese color de interior 💥💯

[Sergio @csmacia]

@TopAutosArg Hermoso el C4 con esa configuracion, pero que linda la R129 en los colores que quieras

[Sergio @csmacia]

@roberto_ruarte Doc

[Sergio @csmacia]

@TraductorTeAma Que voten bien la proxima, es un feudo voraz esa provincia. Y estando inscripto en esa jurisdiccion te perciben y retienen s/operaciones de otras jurisdicciones para financiarse a tasa 0%

[Corralón Ciudadela @CorralonC]

🚨SORTEO AUTITOS🚨
Simple gente, nos mandaron autitos para hacer sorteo, ese era el trato.

Condiciones:
✅Seguirnos
✅Repost

Un solo ganador, toda la colección.

Sorteamos el viernes 6/3 a las 12.28hs, se retira en el corralon o lo enviamos a todo el país! 🧡

[Sergio @csmacia]

@roberto_ruarte Ebook

[Sergio @csmacia]

@roberto_ruarte Doc

[Tendencias en Argentina @porqueTTarg]

"Sultans of Swing"

Porque este chico muchacho toca la canción de Dire Straits en guitarra y bajo al mismo tiempo

[Sergio @csmacia]

@roberto_ruarte Ebook. Gracias por compartir sus conocimientos!

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.