Chris Mallon

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@PaulTassi @Ghost_2799 Nah he has a point. Creativity is always good but polarised looks without anything of similar themes can paint you into a corner.

Though I’d concede it’s a much bigger issue for exotic ornaments than transmogs.

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@TheJollyHog hmmm, might want to check your quality control guys, not a fan of gristle.

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@willglloyd ‘He leaves a wife, children and unpaid mortgage….’

Good grief. He’s not been shot helping orphans ffs. He’s gone out, been a dick, got arrested and now he’s going to prison. Can’t get my head around the total lack of sense from these idiots.

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@JimMFelton @trussliz Been giggling for a few mins straight on that one. Never seen seared lettuce before.

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@AscendantNomad A guardian of culture, I see.

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@Aztecross It is time to embrace your destiny as Shaw Han, Cross 😂😂😂

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@GigglingSquid oh dear guys. What on earth happened here. I used to love your Green curries but I couldn’t taste anything through the oil slick.

At least @Deliveroo refunded me for this slop. Maybe invest in a bit of quality control? This should never have left the kitchen.

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@Beer52HQ much obliged for leaving my beer box out in the rain, rather then in the parcel box it was placed next to. Great work. Send Evri my thanks for a job well done. 🤦‍♂️

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@lewis_goodall I honestly do wonder if this woman is an elaborate hoax. Like she’s an actor playing a role setup by psychologists to analyse how nuts you can be and still acquire power. Absolutely batshit.

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

‘Best before the 1st’. Is that sell by date for the strawberries or the mould @Ocado ?

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@PaulTassi @Forbes Just main a male sorcerer. Really easy not to spend money when all your looks are basically medieval pimp, gigolo or Liberace’s Las Vegas Reveue.

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@PezRadar Not really sure what a campfire chat is going to do to address these. This patch is sufficiently tone deaf that it’s basically asked me ‘do you guys not have phones?’. There’s so much wrong with the sorc prior to it that it beggars belief how hard it was nerfed.

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@PaulTassi The hilarious thing is that this is saying a hell of a lot more about the Hardcore diablo streamers then they realise.

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@PaulTassi Sorry man, but this is Twitter. Why bother reading something and understanding it, when you can just scream ‘omg casual noobcakez’? 😂

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@PaulTassi Yikes, had no idea you had epilepsy. Congrats on the 3 month mark! Looking forward to your Guardian Games videos (I’m supporting hunters tho)!

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@MissSnizabelle Everyone’s going on about how similar this is to top gun and all I’m thinking is…. ‘Now I want to do another ME trilogy run’

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@lancereddick STAND WITH ME, GUARDIAN. Here, have an extra gjallrdoodle. Happy holidays!

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@DeliverooHelp @Deliveroo Hello? Anyone?

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@deliveroo been sat like this for two hours. No way to get through to customer support. Is it really this easy for deliveroo’s business model to fall apart?

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@DeliverooHelp @Deliveroo Still waiting for a response.

[Chris Mallon @csmallon]

@DeliverooHelp @Deliveroo DM’d the details. Hopefully you can get back to me quickly?