Attenborough at 100 — A Sting Cut
We know what humans think of David Attenborough: the greatest broadcaster in TV history. But what do the animals think?
@TheGriftReport The last time I watched Lorraine was when someone came on to talk about their amazing expedition and she talked about herself and her own instead!
@gwentpolice Something needs to be done about the boy racers around #Crosskeys and #Risca - the last 3 nights I have sat in bed where my street is supposed to be 20mph, these guys are doing about 50! It's like a speedway. Bad crash last week and nobody cares!!
I love scam phone calls.
I pretend I’m an old Yorkshire lad, desperate to pay them.
My record’s an hour.
I kept putting them on hold to “check my wallet,” yelling at my cat, and asking if they could speak up because my hearing aid was acting up.
Then I spent 30 minutes reading my card details wrong… real slow.
At one point, I told them my kitchen was on fire
Great fun 😆
Council tax is now £5,031 in some areas in the U.K.
And has gone up every year for 25 years
Yet we now have to sort our own rubbish
Bin collections have gone down
There are potholes f*cking everywhere
Police & social care services are worse
Libraries are shut & homelessness is up
Why is it that we are paying more & more & getting less & less
I watch #thefloor half an hour after it starts so I can fast forward all the rubbish in between. Take it down to 45 mins, no need to see the "light up your floor" amateur dramatics or discussing how they feel about EVERY category 🥱
Just finished watching 'Under Salt Marsh' and that's 6 hours I won't get back - pile of poop. A lot of heavy breathing and I still have no idea what really happened! 👎
Don't people realise that when they are awful (the managers of Northop Hall), people are not going to want to come to your establishment. Criticising everything when they need to look at themselves forst #fourinabed