Chris Smith

Probably either watching sport or planning my next trip somewhere.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

@FutbologyApp Would it be possible to add the following grounds please?

Onoji GION Ground (Requested in App)

Big Lake Soccer Complex B Ground + C Ground (Two separate grounds)

Pictures attached to help.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

@briobecca こんにちは。当日、アウェイ席のチケットを購入することはまだ可能でしょうか？私はグラウンドホッパー（特定のスタジアムだけを観戦する人）なので、どのセクションでも構いません。もちろん、購入できない場合は理解いたします。

[Chris Smith @csorient]

With the level of politeness in Japanese football, Kashima Antlers deciding to play Kurt Angle’s theme music when announcing the opposition line-up is exactly the sort of pettiness I can get behind.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

@AdamMeagher Seen a few people hinting that it’s Matthew Tkachuk.

Fair play to him on that at least.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

@AdamMeagher @TeamCanada I want to know who had the guts to say ‘absolutely’. Immediate 🫡

[Chris Smith @csorient]

Congratulations on leaving Wyatt Johnston at home lads.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

@jannerinho Guessing T4 makes more sense thinking about it, but even so….

[Chris Smith @csorient]

Harrysson when throwing for a tourcard goes 60-51-49-58. So predictable.

How can someone be so good on a big stage, but completely shit themselves in a leisure centre?

Infuriating.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

@jannerinho 12 darts without a big treble at his level is bad enough, but what’s he even done on the 51? Potentially three darts where he’s drifted left from target he’s aimed for.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

Ah corporate sponsorship. Nagasaki’s amazing craft beer bar inside the stadium being forced to serve shitty cans of Kirin. 😞

[Chris Smith @csorient]

Turns out opting to stick was the correct decision in the end…

[Chris Smith @csorient]

J-Lease with the footballing equivalent of having 16 in Blackjack and deciding to stick.

Got to gamble there and put even more pressure on Veroskronos Tsuno IMO.

PS this is why having staggered kick off times doesn’t work at this stage. Team playing second has a huge advantage.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

Arihara Ryuta is the Japanese Darryl Pilgrim at this point. It’s getting ridiculous.

Got to get over the line at some point.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

@FreddieNathan @lauriehann It’s a Belgian beer that comes in a cool science experiment type glass. Think it’s like 8.5% from memory.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

So I’m at a beer festival in Japan, and this guy has ordered two extra large Kwak’s.

He’s either the greatest beer drinker of all time, or he’s going to have a very bad time.

If you know, you know. PS it’s currently 6:45pm.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

I’ve learnt today that taking a blood oxygen test after a few drinks (including 14% stout) probably isn’t the best idea.

Very unhappy face, but free keyring, so winning.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

@lauriehann I can’t say for certain, but I’m pretty sure that’s the Japanese for ‘It’s a powerplay goal.’

[Chris Smith @csorient]

@lauriehann Watching third division Japanese football today, and well…..

[Chris Smith @csorient]

@bogsdollox1 I remember being excited when we signed him 😶

[Chris Smith @csorient]

If you know, you know.

[Chris Smith @csorient]

@leytonorientear Ah, my bad. Thank you!

I don’t blame them. Only way to really use this place now is to stick solely to sport.