Chris Sparling

Husband. Father of 4. Catholic. Canadian. Lover of common sense.

[Jaylene🐰 @playmatejaylene]

The first trillionaire in human history

- Elon Musk
- Born in South Africa
- Bullied relentlessly as a kid
- Immigrated to North America
- Arrived with a backpack and a dream
- Built Zip2 with his brother
- Sold it 4 years later for $300 million
- Co-founded PayPal with the profits
- Revolutionised digital payments
- Sold PayPal to eBay for $1.5 billion
- Bet everything on Tesla and SpaceX
- Got mocked for electric cars
- Got laughed at for reusable rockets
- Nearly went bankrupt in 2008
- Kept building anyway
- Turned Tesla into the world’s most valuable automaker
- Made EVs mainstream and transformed the automotive industry
- Made reusable rockets a reality
- Reduced the cost of reaching space by 95%
- Sparked the modern commercial space race
- Built Starlink and connected millions around the world to high-speed internet
- Turned SpaceX into the most valuable private company in history
- Bought Twitter for $44 billion
- The world said he overpaid
- He was called reckless, stupid & crazy
- Advertisers fled, media declared it dead
- Critics called it the worst acquisition in tech history
- Renamed it 𝕏
- Rebuilt the platform anyway
- Turned it into one of the most influential platforms on Earth
- Launched xAI and accelerated the global AI race
- Sent astronauts to space
- Is trying to get humans to mars
- Created millions of jobs
- Generated hundreds of billions in value
- Inspired an entire generation of builders

Before:
- Failed repeatedly
- Worked insane hours
- Slept in factories and offices
- Got bullied, laughed at and mocked
- Constantly told “it’s impossible”
- Kept building anyway
- Made it possible

Today:
- Richest person on Earth
- First trillionaire in human history
- Largest IPO in history $1.77 trillion

Most people quit when the world laughs at them.

Elon Musk built the future instead.

Love him or hate him…

Nobody has changed more industries in a single lifetime.

Payments. Cars. Energy. Space. Social Media. Communications. AI.

History won’t remember the people who said it couldn’t be done.

It will remember the people who did it anyway.

Congratulations Elon.
The first trillionaire. 🚀

[Zachary Tisdale 🇨🇦 @ztisdale]

The number of Senators per Province in Canada is a joke.

All unelected, too.

Time for an upgrade.

[Chris Sparling @Csparls]

@Martyupnorth_2 Climate Change

[Chris Sparling @Csparls]

@TheoFleury14 At the root of all of this is the bought-and-paid-for mainstream media. A colossal brain-washing juggernaut that herds Canadians like sheep. Wake up people. Do your fricken homework and try thinking for yourselves for once.

[Steve Milloy @JunkScience]

18 years ago: At his Nobel Peace Prize speech in December 2007, Al Gore warns the Arctic could be ice free as soon as 2014.

Reality: The Arctic ice cap had 500,000 square kilometers of ice more in September 2025 than when Al Gore made this call in 2007.

[Matt Strauss @strauss_matt]

You need to be very concerned about Bill C8.

It allows @melaniejoly to kick anyone off the internet with no trial, no warrant.

Worse, you won’t be allowed to say you’ve been kicked off.

This is the Emergency Measures Act on steroids, only permanent and secret.

[Chris Sparling @Csparls]

Hey @Starbucks Your fragile wooden forks are a potential choking hazard.

[Chris Sparling @Csparls]

@MercedesGlobal Embrace and cherish every moment. The good and the bad. For in the blink of an eye, they’re gone.

[Dean Skoreyko @bcbluecon]

How corrupt is the Globe?

1) Mark Carney has a Chinese govt agent threatening his opponent.

2) Mark Carney was exposed having massive biz ties to Trump's son in law.

What story did the Globe run today? 👇

[Keean Bexte @TheRealKeean]

WATCH: Eurasia Group President admits that Mark Carney will QUIETLY FOLD to the Americans after the election campaign https://t.co/YC7p0QXYMc

[Barbara Kay @BarbaraRKay]

I am slightly older than the Boomers, but I share these sentiments. Count me in.

[Chris Sparling @Csparls]

@ElonMuskAOC Yes Sir.

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

Canadian voters are a unique species. Their voting patterns are fully decoupled from the pesky laws of cause and effect. It does not matter how badly they are raped by their rulers, they never alter their voting patterns.

[Chris Sparling @Csparls]

@TheoFleury14 @Inquiry_Canada You are a national treasure. Thank you for all you do. Respect!

[Kat Kanada 🏴 @KatKanada_TM]

The people LOVE Poilievre.

Look at him there with us common folk at a hockey game. He's not sitting in some VIP box. He's among the people.

You love to see it. And clearly the guy who noticed him does too! 💙

[Chris Sparling @Csparls]

@armdog @MtStCharles @GameNotesBud @spittinchiclets @mattmurley19 Nice barn, but no #whitneyforum #flinflonbombers

[Josh Ryan 🍁 @joshryanjames]

In his book - Values, Mark Carney says “Western society is morally rotten, corrupted by capitalism and responsible for "climate emergency". Promises rigid controls on personal freedoms." Assets will be stranded, used gasoline powered cars will be unsaleable." Globalist musings.

[Yukon Strong 🫎 @YukonStrong]

The next time you can’t afford groceries

Remember transgender prostitutes in South America are being saved from the effects of climate change

It’s for the greater good

[BlendrNews @BlendrNews]

🇨🇦 Trudeau Has Sent Over $50 Billion of Canadian Taxpayer Money Overseas

$1 Billion: Taliban under the guise of "Gender Equity"
$19 Billion: African dictators and warlords
$10 Billion: Asia, largely for climate change initiatives
$10 Billion: Funding refugee resettlement in Canada

And that’s just the start.

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

Just look at one page from Global
affairs Canada. Climate is an enormous money grift. Every single thing our Government is spending money on is either climate related, vaccine related or some sort of “gender” program. This is what “woke” looks like. And it’s making Canadians broke.