Caitlin

champagne and airplanes

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

Damn, when people tell you who they are, believe them.

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

Nothing haunts me like the closing of my favorite bagel shop (RIP Bagel City) and the discontinuation of my favorite Dior lipstick shade.

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

Bless the coworkers who lie and say your face looks fine after you come back to the office post-lunchtime Botox.

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

I’m now a person who wears jewelry to the beach. Don’t @ me, I don’t make the St. Barth rules

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

Where’s the lie

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For someone who’s been in an airplane more times than my own truck this past month, I’ve scheduled some extremely unhinged layovers.

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

Hot take: the new Moco Sheetz is not only gorgeous AND the parking lot lights are perfect for pre-dawn makeup application.

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

Lucero is two pack a day Reckless Kelly and I won’t hear otherwise

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

My most authentic self is flying home from Florida in a damp bathing suit, a little drunk, with a carry on full of pub subs.

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

First time in a hot decade that I haven’t had status on Southwest, might be my biggest loss to date

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

No coleslaw for dickheads.

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

Party themes I’m interested in: Reba. Gin bucket. End of list.

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

To say I’m disappointed is an understatement. Long live Lean Pockets. https://t.co/qjDr4hCNd1

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

Life lately: planning a 40th (NOT MINE OK) and hating it, liking the pets + Roomba, running a lot, annoyed by ppl in Virginia who continue to move with no sense of urgency.

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

Life lately: drove less than 5,000 miles last year, finishing at Georgetown ahead of schedule, spicy little family, cauli rice, new job. Trying to be kinder to myself and others. The Roomba remains favorite pet and MVP of this Virginia home.

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@legallybrnette So accurate. So awful.

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@sarah_ispale @SchittsCreekPop @danjlevy @acporambo omg

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@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion Kacey as the gift

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Adulting is eating dino chicken nuggies (BOGO at Safeway, you’re welcome) while drinking a $70 bottle of wine.

[Caitlin @cspeakc]

As self care today, I’m making a whole batch of pasta with homemade pesto while Robert is at work and storing leftovers in the upstairs fridge so that I don’t have to share.