Pretty sure I've gaslit myself, but here's why I'm at the point where I actually want Auburn in the field.
Comparing their non-con schedule to three other major-conference bubble teams with a couple fewer losses.
Gee, I wonder why they have fewer losses?
In 1991, 7-year-old Alex Golesh watched tanks roll through Red Square.
His family escaped to America with $400.
Now Alex is the head football coach at USF, even though he never played college ball.
🧵THREAD
Against Oklahoma, Texas A&M, Georgia and Missouri, Auburn's offense has had 10 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime with a chance to tie or take the lead. The first of those was a 14-play TD drive in the fourth quarter against Oklahoma that gave Auburn the lead. The other 9 went like this:
OU: 7 plays, -8 yards, Safety allowed
A&M: 3 plays, -4 yards, Punt
A&M: 3 plays, 0 yards, Punt
A&M: 4 plays, 3 yards, Turnover on downs
UGA: 3 plays, 4 yards, Punt
Mizzou: 6 plays, 35 yards, Punt
Mizzou: 1 play, -1 yard, End of regulation
Mizzou: 4 plays, -7 yards, Missed FG
Mizzou: 4 plays, 2 yards, Turnover on downs
That is 35 plays for 24 yards with the game on the line, an average of 0.69 yards per play and zero points scored.
-32 Wins (program record)
-19 Q1 Wins (All time record)
-4 top 10 wins
-Maui Invitational Champions
-Regular season Champions in the best conference ever
-num 1 overall Seed
- walked into the hangar and whipped up on them boys
-2nd final four in program history
Bunch of Dawgs. Thank you for the thrills.
Kamala and Trump both had events in Detroit, Michigan over the last 24 hours.
I juxtaposed them in 50x speed.
Tell me again which candidate is “exhausted.”