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#FTC Washed Up Who Tweets Like He’s Still In College

[West Wilson @Conrad_Wilson]

“These people are such idiots”

*explains why headline is perfectly accurate*

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Justin Trudeau is specifically asked if he believes that Trump's tariffs are an Act of War.

His answer is tremendous.

"Canadians are not angry at the American people for this. We don’t have anything against Americans. Americans are our neighbors, our friends, our partners. We do things together, we’ve done things together for decades and generations. This is a policy decision by the American government (Donald Trump), designed to go after the Canadian economy. This is a trade war — yes. But Canadians are hurt, Canadians are angry. We’re going to choose to not go on vacation to Florida or Old Orchard Beach or wherever. We’re gonna choose to try to buy Canadian products and forgo bourbon and other classic American products. We’re probably going to continue booing the American National Anthem. But let me tell Americans — we’re not booing you, we’re not booing your teams, we’re not booing your players -- we’re booing a policy that is designed to hurt us."

How can anyone view Trump as the good guy in this Trade war?

[will defries @willdefries]

shane paid for the pineapple suite, was not given the pineapple suite, and therefore was completely justified in being upset at white lotus management

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Been thinking about this story all day.

https://t.co/5UA3bLI0j4

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

the kind of petty i aspire to be

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

This kid is so sick

[will defries @willdefries]

i wanna play quarters while listening to sammy adams with this kid so bad

[will defries @willdefries]

it’s divisive? are you people stupid?

[Spurs, plz @Philly_ASA]

We lost Kentucky girl?

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

“I saw a story where they won’t let Luka jerseys in the building in Dallas.”

Colin Cowherd got CENTEL’D. 😭😭😭

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches close to no hockey:

[Matthew Segal @segalmr]

Usually when states go to court alleging federal coercion in violation of the 10th Amendment there is not a literal video of the President doing it.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

USA VS CANADA

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

It’s officially Waste Management Phoenix Open week