sofia

absolutely unhinged!

[sofia @csrsalad_]

i wish my brain had a notes app instead i feel like my last brain cell is writing my thoughts down on an etch a sketch during an earthquake

[Juliet Bennett Rylah @JBRylah]

I stopped by the thrift store down the street today and...

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m so annoying i probably would have been stoned to death in the town square

[sofia @csrsalad_]

@Cory__Jones_ blue lips and a little shiver but by god the dogs are soaking

[sofia @csrsalad_]

@Cory__Jones_ yes but it’s a little too chilly and in the shade

[sofia @csrsalad_]

it physically pains me to not text in 17 paragraph long messages every detail is equally important to the plot

[sofia @csrsalad_]

bf spooning me im spooning the raggedy stuffed dog i got from build a bear in 2006

[Lorie Liebig @lorieliebig]

conservative folks elevating a boring Tyler Childers lookalike from Farmville, Virginia to "own the libs" is so incredibly cringe

[sofia @csrsalad_]

one of my biggest pet peeves as a bartender is when people who are well over 21 years old still have a vertical ID

[sofia @csrsalad_]

@la_penguinaa delete this gay ass tweet

[sofia @csrsalad_]

the hbo app is so slow it’s not even worth trying to watch anything on there it’s infuriating

[sofia @csrsalad_]

emailing my psych about moving up my appt for my declining mental health but adding an ! at the end so she doesn’t send out the welfare check just yet

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

when the sleep paralysis demon finally lets you move.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

After getting stuck on a dirt road in Clear Creek County in June, Christian Glass called 911 for help. Instead, the 22-year-old was killed by Colorado police while locked inside his own car after a long, tense, confusing and chaotic confrontation. #coleg https://t.co/0nOxzztJ0m

[sofia @csrsalad_]

i’m all for dismantling gender roles until i see “start the chat” on hinge after i get a match

[sofia @csrsalad_]

“kiera knightly’s neck is like that because she single handedly has carried period piece films on her shoulders” - @la_penguinaa

[sofia @csrsalad_]

@ThatDudeDD will it be a fight to the death or love at first sight