Carrie Steingruber Binns

Words, birds, corgis, sports, ADHD.

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

@GolfChannel Your bird looks like a Great Cormorant (though I'm not a local ornithologist)

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

@ruths_portraits Don't mind at all! Thanks for the lovely ornament 😊

[Jamie Plunkett @FrogPreacher]

I went ahead and stitched together Eric Nadel's call with the video.

The Texas Rangers are World Series Champions! #WentAndTookIt #WorldSeries

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

@petrinkae Write down details about the environment and what the person is wearing and doing. Are they fidgeting with a necklace? Wearing neon heels? Sitting comfortably in a favorite armchair? Packing their child's lunch? You might not remember later!

[Rosemary Mosco (Bird And Moon Comics) @RosemaryMosco]

Good afternoon. Perhaps you would like a thread of Birds with Intimidating English Names.

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

@BeeFoxCorgiBoo @Bobby_the_Corgi Ours was prescribed Apoquel as well—it was the only thing that kept him from scratching 24/7. He also took small doses of Zyrtec.

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

@mshutchNMHS @NorthMesquiteHS Done!

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

@Hyundai Hit it out maybe 541 times?

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

Why, why, why do we continue to pitch to Khris Davis? Why?

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

@KrisBudden Hi Kris! We'd love to interview you for an upcoming issue of @dfwchild. DM me or email [email protected] if you're interested. Thanks!

[Dylan Anderson @DiamondDigest]

When everyone simultaneously forgets how to baseball

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

@ncaawbb Erm, your live bracket is a tad misleading...

[Becks @BecksWelker]

You: baseball is boring

Me:

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

Meet Hoover the Wonder Corgi, rescued 10 years ago. He may be a weirdo, but he's our weirdo. #ClearTheShelters

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

Never change, Beltre. https://t.co/lCSFznjscy

[Trevor Vallese @TVallese]

Adrian Beltre was told to go back to the on deck circle, but instead he decided to bring it to him 😂😂

[corgis @corgifanclubz]

spot the imposter

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

Rousing season finale by the @CarrolltonWinds—you've made a new fan here!

[Carrie Steingruber Binns @cssteingruber]

Party at...Gallo's?!?! #WALKOFF