I am so nocturnal at this point I don’t start functioning until 4pm and by the time I am ready to be fun & cute & receive attention everyone is already asleep
🚨LISTEN🚨 if you get back to your car and find money on it, IMMEDIATELY get in your car, lock the doors and leave. Sex traffickers use this tactic so that when you get the money they take you. Please be careful. I was lucky I didn’t.
Picture this:
It’s 85° outside. You’re on a boat surrounded by all of your friends jamming out to your favorite music. You’re all a little sunburnt, but happier than ever.
THAT is my happy place.
NIGHT SHIFT NURSES WANT SOME RESPECT. DON'T INTERRUPT OUR SLEEP. DON'T UNDERMINE HOW HARD WE WORK. YOUR 40 HRS AND OURS AINT THE SAME BOO. LET US SLEEP. STOP CALLING/TEXTING & EXPECTING US TO BE UP WHEN YOU ARE UP. 🙃
I thought my cat smokey had a tick on him so I took tweezers and ripped it off of him... he was freaking out clawing and biting me... then I found out it wasn't a tick... it was his nipple. I kinda feel bad now.