Christina Stannard

Lover of Life. Find humor in most things. #EventPlanner Addicted to 90s music.

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

If 39 is 'prehistoric' for quarterback Josh Johnson, I’d like to know which museum I should be reporting to for my exhibit. 🤦‍♀️

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

This better be a typo since it’s already been out for 19.5 hours

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I didn’t make the cut for 30 under 30. This is my last chance at 40 under 40. Really makes one think about what you’ve been (or not been) contributing to the community.

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

@ezeerbesyle I hope you had the best day! Happy birthday!

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

Why did I agree to a karaoke sleepover?

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

@scott1436 Can’t wait!

[Scott @scott1436]

Hurts has all female management team, a female agent (who got him the bag), and invests in a couple woman-owned companies. That kicker in KC should take some notes.

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

@scott1436 No.

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter (X)? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

My anxiety is at a “post cryptic song lyrics like it’s 2002” level.

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

My 3yo is looking for a ball.
3yo: I see it!
Me: Where?
3yo pointing at me: Up your butt!

Kid’s got comedic timing. I’ll give him that.

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

@scott1436 @FatKidDeals He’d lose his damn mind!

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

My 8yo is packing up dolls and books she says she’s too old for now. I’m very sad rn.

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

@ezeerbesyle

[maybe: elyse @ezeerbesyle]

being in middle management is having just enough information about how higher level stuff works at your job to piss you off, but too little power to make a stink about it or change anything lol

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

I was telling Bianca that my sinus pressure feels like someone punched the left side of my face. Next thing I know, Luke is hitting my leg. Maybe attempting to deflect the pain??

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

Putting away Christmas ornaments give total Shrine-of-the-Silver-Monkey vibes.

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

New Year kisses in Times Square knowing that the two are likely wearing adult diapers that have been used… Romantic.

[Christina Stannard @cstannard23]

@scott1436 Oh, wouldn't wanna spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate!