Colin

Yet another seattleite.

[Colin @csteegz]

@ImNotOwned It's gotta go the opposite way, no? Ringer Fantasy football show interviewed Doug Ermhoff about his fantasy league.

[Colin @csteegz]

This dude is wearing a Stone island jacket, selvedge jeans and fucking light up sneakers

[Colin @csteegz]

"everybody nose" into "diet coke" is far too on the nose smh

[Colin @csteegz]

@kkrespawned his most famous quote (that loverboy sells merch for) is "Summer should be fun. Amanda? Not fun."

[Colin @csteegz]

@jenneration_yu I heard more positive things about Elon from Twitter 1.0 employees

[Colin @csteegz]

A British couple flew to my friends' wedding in Pittsburgh and their next stop is cedar point.

[Colin @csteegz]

Did something brave today (switched the way my hair parts)

[Colin @csteegz]

The spurs are the NBA blatantly rigging the lottery to put a good team in a valuable media market. Just as evil as OKC, where the NBA is rigging officiating.

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

I don’t see people whining about the Spurs or the Knicks. I mostly see people hating on one team who deserves it.

[Colin @csteegz]

@jakewoolf I really love the black calf ones I just got from them (instead of going to Brick + Mortar) because I decided I wanted that color - curious too.

[Colin @csteegz]

this is really cool but unfortunately is not possible as many of the components in the old algorithm had half lives of 15 minutes - 60 days.

[Colin @csteegz]

this was from a tv show?!?!?!?!?

[James F. Thomas (of IDLEWILD) @james_f_thomas]

interesting age gap moment: my boyfriend (born 1993, six years younger than me) knows the song but has no idea what it's from

[Colin @csteegz]

Literally how is getting a .ics into google calendar still this bad.

[Colin @csteegz]

I'll talk my parents into letting him bunk in what used to be my room.

[Brian @freshxdesign]

If Dybansta's camp wants to stay in Utah then he'll be very comfortable commuting to the arena from Kensington, MD.

[Colin @csteegz]

@xenocryptsite "hack think tank wrote this comic book movie character monologue" as a twist might be specifically designed to appeal to you and your twitter followers however.

[Colin @csteegz]

I'm not convinced he could buy a drink in DC.

[Colin @csteegz]

I am and always will be a red line boy.

[Colin @csteegz]

honestly it would've probably been the best thing for my love life if I had talked to the woman walking around in the "marbury vs madison was wrongly decided" shirt the day the Dobbs case was reported

[Kelsey Piper @KelseyTuoc]

@AlisonSomin find yourself a girl who can name at least three court decisions that she 1) hates and 2) thinks were rightly decided as a matter of law. this is a serious recommendation

[Colin @csteegz]

@MattZeitlin C3PO is way more of a Skywalker then Rey.

[Colin @csteegz]

The free cupcake of the day that they post on Facebook goes incredibly hard if you're a Bethesda Chevy Chase High School senior.

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

tmz ppl having all the cannon dc experiences of a white girl from tenleytown circa 2012

[Colin @csteegz]

Crossfit gyms

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

If Starbucks and Barnes & Noble are embassies of liberal America in conservative America, what are some embassies of conservative America in liberal America