Caleb

master assembler: Ikea bookshelves

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

When I was created, God said: "this one's gonna do math and make bad jokes"

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

Hi @Snapchat, your android UI is terrible. Thanks.

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

A collection of random shit that live rent free in my structural engineering brain

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

@jonahisadev why

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

@jonahisadev

[Victor Glover @AstroVicGlover]

They’re here. Welcome to @Space_Station Crew-2!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, a jury did the right thing. But true justice requires much more. Michelle and I send our prayers to the Floyd family, and we stand with all those who are committed to guaranteeing every American the full measure of justice that George and so many others have been denied.

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

people really try to be the 'informed one' on a societal issue after seeing a tiktok

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

@jonahisadev nice

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

You've really outdone yourself

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

I wish this was parody.

[The Boring Company @boringcompany]

Wanna race?

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

@jonahisadev Eat them. Problem solved.

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

**filed for bankruptcy

[NRA @NRA]

BREAKING NEWS: @NRA Dumps New York to Reincorporate in Texas, Announces New Strategic Plan

"This is a transformational moment in the history of the NRA," says NRA CEO & EVP Wayne LaPierre.

Visit https://t.co/bctdcmFBwl for more info!

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

If you told me in 2016 that Trump was gonna be the first president to be impeached twice....I would have believed you.

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

This is horribly misleading. They crashed a car they stole. There are so many victims to police, and these three aren't those people. This give fuel to the other side of the fight.

[DSM Black Liberation Movement @DesMoinesBLM]

Grieving the loss of three children in our community who died after being chased by police.
Zacharia Warsame, 14
Emmanuel Nyariel, 16
Majok Nyariel, 14

Please help contribute to their families.
Warsame family https://t.co/KeQ7y2Tohc
Nyariel family https://t.co/odNByF0SSy

[Greg Brockman @gdb]

DALL-E — our new neural network for generating images from text:

https://t.co/HMGw12LPDd

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

Called it lol

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

Lets all just turn on each other and incite chaos. Seems like the move.

[Jim Newell @jim_newell]

Holy shit

[Caleb @cstevenson995]

If frank drops an album tn I'm not sleeping