TSA agent to a very confused lady: “ma’am, this ticket says Wichita to Denver. You are on the eastern seaboard, Raleigh, NC. This ticket can’t help you here”
Lady: “are you sure we’re not in Wichita?
Flight got delayed (along with the rest of the country) and the barista nailed the spelling of my name. Off to a great start for the Knoxville Pro Swim Series!
Flight got delayed (along with the rest of the country) and the barista nailed the spelling of my name. Off to a great start for the Knoxville Pro Swim Series!
Was speeding home cuz I got a call from the FINA drug testers who were at my door. Passed a cop and he started following me very closely. Thought he was gonna pull me over. He decided to just pull up next to me and wag his finger at me. Hope that cop has a great night, thanks man