We didn’t make the rules. We were told to abide by them. Either every man who claims to be a woman is a woman or none of them are. You can’t change the rules just because the bullsh-t of the rules has been exposed.
@maxima_8 Soso, er will sich also ganz selbstverliebt selber heiraten. Und das sagt er vor ihr 😕 ich hoffe sie verlässt ihn und lebt fortan ihr eigenes und bestes Leben
@SeligChr@LapisDemon@benungeskriptet Unterschätzen Sie die älteren Generationen nicht. Meine Mutter z. Bsp. ist kein Boomer, sondern bereits 86 und hört mit Begeisterung Podcasts, vor allem den von Ben 👍🏻
Nachdem er keine Frauen im Boxring mehr verprügeln darf, hat er offensichtlich beschlossen wieder Mann zu sein.
Hat er eigentlich seine Goldmedaille schon zurückgegeben, die er durch Betrug gewonnen hat?
Ob er sich jetzt in den Männer-Boxring traut, der Feigling?
@LilitThyra So lange ich ihn nicht als Frau anerkennen muss, ist es mir eigentlich Wurscht. Jeder kann sich schliesslich selber so lächerlich machen wie er gerne will 🤡
@Bundeskanz50246 Ich hab’s versucht, ich hab’s wirklich versucht-aber das erträgt man einfach nicht! 🤪 will der hier krampfhaft einen auf Wolfgang M. Schmitt machen oder was? Sorry - dafür fehlt der Intellekt. Und sowas muss man finanzieren…
Things I have learned from the movies"
Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today:
1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.
11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.
12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
15. All single women have a cat.
16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.
20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.
22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.
24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.
27. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
30. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
“Who Wants to Live Forever” from Highlander (1986) is Queen at their absolute peak. Freddie Mercury’s vocals just soar, the orchestration builds perfectly, and the song carries a weight that stays with you long after it ends.
Take two minutes, if you can, and listen to Luciano Pavarotti singing “Nessun dorma” from the opera “Turandot” by the Italian 🇮🇹composer Giacomo Puccini
In the meantime, let’s say hello to Timothée Chalamet
Bye, legend 👋
Oh my God FINALLY an excuse to post one of the most INSANE Mikhail Baryshnikov performances from Don Quixote…
Baryshnikov never relied on a body double OR a butt double either, Sir Chalamet… ballet is not 4 the weak!! ☕️�