Cory Stupak

Attempting to entertain you in 140 characters or less. Sometimes I succeed… most times I fail. Don't take it seriously, I'm not.

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Actual footage before they shot down the unidentified object in the sky

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After years of Tweetbot due to management’s incompetence I’m forced to use the official app. What a piece of garbage.

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🎵 On this 25th day of Black Friday, Amazon gave to me🎵

🎶 The same 35% off a Echo Dot from the last few weeks 🎶

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Still here. Other places you can find me:
- my driveway complaining about shovelling the snow
- front row at the Tower Theatre
- McDonalds drive thru
- crime stoppers blog

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Twitter is burning to the ground. Unqualified people working the equipment. Scammers taking over. It’s almost like it’s the… #YorktonEx

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#WWERegina the merch lines are longer than Roman Reigns title reign.

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#WWERegina it’s Saturday Night’s Main Event: us trying to find parking

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#WWERegina I solved the mystery of the white rabbit. It means I need to get a beer

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#WWERegina since we are in Canada Sami Zayne is an “Honorary Moose”

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My alarm has decided to wake me to 90s country songs recently. I get up to booze and trashy women.

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@tmtcj Cheers to 22 years. That’s about how long it’s going to take me to get a family doctor in Yorkton.

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The Queen’s final wish was for me to have the day off of work.

Wishes don’t come true.

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While we may come together at my place for the violence of UFC tonight. I setup a shrine so we can also pay our respect to our Queen.

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Now that Part II is done when do we get to Part III?

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I don’t know what ovulation is. All I know is that I need one of those new Apple Watches so I can track mine

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I’ve been an eligible bachelor for a while. So long that my iPad is trying to give me hints

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My dining tonight will be a main course with 2 sides: A drumstick with a side of ice cream sandwich and blue Mr Freezee

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Options for women at Craven looking for love:
- Drunk dudes with Pilsner flags talking crypto
- Drunk dudes with trucks with 40 Candian flags on them talking Freedum.

Some real quality options out there.

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Saddened that I wasn’t able to see Weird Al in Regina tonight. I was comforted by the band at the fair play a new take on Weird Al’s “ I Love Rocky Road” called “I Love Rock n Roll”

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Between the snacks last night for WWE/UFC & movie theatre today. I’m sure I’ve consumed 22,000 calories. Gotta celebrate 4th of July weekend like a true American.