Jonah Hepting

Creative Director and Design Guru, Christian, Conservative Libertarian Metalhead! Giant csu, broncos, avs, chelsea, rapids & duke bball fan! CSU 2000

[Jonah Hepting @csuJonah]

@w3stw3stw3st Legal. This isn’t difficult you cumquat.

[wiz @hoodsy]

Have FIFA considered putting a Scotland match in Wisconsin or is that a catastrophic meeting of alcoholics?

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

GOT THE GROUP! ✅

[Sports TV News & Updates @TVSportsUpdates]

The USMNT's knockout stage pathway is officially set:

[Jonah Hepting @csuJonah]

@rooteruditorum Cry harder in guy warm fosters. But good luck against Paraguay!

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@football360au Nope.

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@SophiaLee42 Wrong take. Big time.

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️NEW: Zlatan Ibrahimović on FIFA’s new mouth-covering red card rule: as Almiron was given a red card for covering his mouth in the game between Paraguay and Turkey

“I have seen football at its highest level, the real football. Not this watered-down version they are serving us now. What happened with Almirón? A straight red card for covering his mouth? This is not football anymore. This is a circus run by bureaucrats in suits who have never felt the fire of the pitch.”

“Covering your mouth is now a red card? What is this, Big Brother on the field? FIFA wants to read lips, punish thoughts before they even become words. Next they will put muzzles on players like dogs. Players cannot even talk, cannot even breathe passion without some VAR robot or referee deciding your emotions are illegal. This is dystopian. Football is dying.”

“This rule was born because some players cry every week. One incident in the Champions League and suddenly the whole world must change. But elbow a man, break his leg, or spit — sometimes you get a yellow and a pat on the back. Two-tier football. Protect the protected, punish the rest. I have played in every league and I have seen it.”

On the softness of the modern game:
“Maradona would be sent off in the tunnel. Roy Keane? He would laugh at the referee and walk off with a smile while the stands burn. Pepe would have collected five reds before half-time. Today? Players are becoming actors, not warriors. They fall, they cry, they hide behind rules. Where is the masculinity? Where is the character? Football is not ballet. It is war. And they are turning it into a polite conversation with red cards as punctuation.”

“I, Zlatan, have scored goals that made stadiums shake and said things that made opponents tremble — without hiding. This generation is being raised soft. If you cannot handle words on the pitch, how will you handle life? FIFA is not protecting football. They are burying it. And one day, the real fans will rise and say: enough. Bring back the game.”

[Jonah Hepting @csuJonah]

@FOXSoccer Such an absurdly stupid rule.

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@yunghannyy Cry harder in your warm fosters.

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@TheAthletic @HenryBushnell Oh stop. Good lord.

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Another masterpiece half by @USMNT let’s gooooo!!!

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@espn Dammit.

[George Kittle @gkittle46]

USA plays today 🇺🇸

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

250 thousand white girls raped and trafficked by Muslim immigrant pedophiles in the UK. Industrial scale sexual abuse and torture inflicted on the native inhabitants by barbaric foreign gangs who were welcomed into the country by the government. One of the worst scandals in the history of the western world. It really is that bad. Anyone who ignores this story is forever discredited going forward. Watch especially for the people on “our side” who look the other way.

[Jonah Hepting @csuJonah]

@Playteaux1 You missed mile high stadium. Pathetic.

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@1Nicdar 109%

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Ghannnnnnaaaaa🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭

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@rawsalerts Should’ve done it in 1776.

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@manus_carlisle Europe is saved.