Caroline Swayze

[Martha the Mop Lady @TheMopLady]

Making sure the doordash driver is gone before I open my front door to grab the food.

[Ms. Lindsay Lane @msgr0ve]

What time does Lane open his Bid Day card

[New York Giants @Giants]

DARTY TIMEEEE 🥳

📺: CBS

[aphrodite’s child @fameitis]

Olandria and nic tonight #loveislandusa

[🫶🏿 @aanansii]

me blindly supporting olandria even though I like cierra #loveislandsusa

[⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @hilliegenius]

idc take my vote. take my money. take love island’s money. I am sat. SEATED. SEDATED. and all the above #LoveIslandUSA

[Connor @joannesbitch]

I think the apple’s rotten right to the core

[Ellis @subuwustevens]

I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" softly implies that you DO have a circus—perhaps even complete with monkeys—but this isn't it

[swiftdelivery @tswiftdeliverie]

the kelce-swift fam in a few years

[acervo sex and the city @archivesatc]

my head if they made inside out

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

CNN just like, "We are mere minutes away from the worst thing you've ever seen."

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

“Travis Kelce is on stage at the eras tour”

[Caroline Swayze @cswayz]

“You swore you loved me but where were the clues? I died at the alter waiting for proof” ☠️

[julia ❤️‍🔥 @fearlesssstyles]

just listened to so long london

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Third base is when I have a panic attack in front of you

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Taylor announcing her new album with 2 hours left of the Grammys

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[Caroline Swayze @cswayz]

for Ole Miss fans dating a Mississippi State fan… “I don’t care about this game” means….“I really do care about this game”