Chris Sweeting

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

How do you circumcise a Lannister? Kick his sister in the chin. #RoastJoffrey @GameOfThrones

[Chris Sweeting @csweets14]

@PKSubban1 way to stand up to phaneuf, fucking pussy.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Please retweet this. Sincerely, Stephen #lordofthetweets

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Cock-blocking is the adult version of pausing Super Mario Bros. when your friend is in the middle of a jump.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

If you played Nintendo as a kid without closing the front game flap, your whole life has probably been a mess.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Adulthood is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

If Asian teenagers don't give you respect nods at red lights, your ride probably isn't worth shit.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

13 Hall of Fame Worthy GIFs of NBA Champion @ChrisBosh: http://t.co/jvzlNsEWF8

[Chris Sweeting @csweets14]

Jays are doing well? I liked them all along. 10 in a row baby!

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

If N-word is actually 'not saying it', why can't I tell a guy I want to 'F his wife in the A' without getting punched?
#SamePointTwice

[Chris Sweeting @csweets14]

@KingJames @chrisbosh Flopping your way to championships... stay classy

[Chris Sweeting @csweets14]

@Totalbiscuit @akamikeb TL;DW

[Chris Sweeting @csweets14]

@feliciaday what a diva

[Chris Sweeting @csweets14]

@MANvsGAME "never trade a life for a banana". Entertaining AND educational, the complete package. #HANDLEIT

[Chris Sweeting @csweets14]

@day9tv generic congratulations tweet