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[🧟‍♀️ @csxlc_]

hey, it’s my birthday🩷

[🧟‍♀️ @csxlc_]

@m0trin @jaaayLENo js tried the birthday cake flavor and it’s so good

[sashy @THEBUNNIESTBOO]

in 2021 i applied to a job and got a call in 15 minutes bc my resume said spelman. then i interviewed the next day and was told i got the position an hour after. i moved out of state 2 weeks later with a relocation bonus lmao this shit is so BLEAKKKK

[Redacted @redactedobscure]

If Fredrick Douglas can learn to read and write under the duress of slavery then I’m not tryna hear anything you illiterate losers hoes have to say

[britney spears @iserveboof]

Why do niggas think its Cute to say they gon mess ur Hair up nigga ill deck u in your jaw Bout dis quickweave

[ari | queen summertime @queensxmmertime]

u don't have "homegirls" white women you have "girlfriends" ty

[daisy @ihatedai]

One time I called a nigga ugly to everybody I know then started dating him, u rly can’t trust a lot of sht I say

[🧟‍♀️ @csxlc_]

@Power_Bhau @yourfavslurper @hashjenni it is limited to 2 but if trump tries to run for a 3rd term (which is illegal) then they’ll put mamdani (also illegal bc he wasn’t born on U.S soil)

[josh hartnett employment tracker @paulasoldestson]

how literally ALL of you sound YES you too

[6len ʚїɞ @6len0022]

why would a lip liner be 47 dollars

[leci. @lecij_]

sending your kid to school reeking of weed is so gutterbutt

[🧟‍♀️ @csxlc_]

and the sea blue red bull

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Gatorade is literally the best chaser for liquor btw

[Dongy @DongyJammin]

dudes in the 80s were seriously like "well she would be attractive but her butt's really big"

[🧟‍♀️ @csxlc_]

i don’t go to jail for killing 1000 cockroaches

[never better @wiremxther]

i still think about "would you rather find 1,000 cockroaches living in your attic or one person" almost daily and i still dont have an answer

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

I saw someone’s story time yesterday talking about “things moved fast between us for 6 months and I ended up pregnant even though we weren’t planning for a baby.” I kept scrolling. My tolerance for listening to women act like pregnancy just falls out of a coconut tree is on 0.

[🗼’ @kotiro__]

The next time a pair of lips touch my labia majora I’m going to let out a screeching pterodactyl scream

[𐙚 @ethicalprncess]

“they can’t feel it” if a pretty girl on her knees looking up at you doesn’t make you feel something maybe ur just not pure of heart idk

[🧟‍♀️ @csxlc_]

my half trinidadian and half white prof 😭

[Sula 🧚🏾 @BelovedBaje]

The biracials running the black studies department

[Sula 🧚🏾 @BelovedBaje]

The biracials running the black studies department