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[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Went to Panda express, and didn't leave a tip. That's for pearl harbor, nigga! #RealNigga #NeverForget #911

[🕸️ @recreatings]

unc still got it LMAOOOOO

[MAGA Jay Cutler @MAGAJayCutler]

“I have probably taken the lives of men who deserved it less than this woman”

[Fauno @FabrizioFauno]

Colombia si en vez de pausa de hidratación hubiera pausa de inhalación

[Laarrylangosta @laarrylangosta_]

así me tienen los tuits japoneses contra brasil

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

[jonathan @jnsyaaa]

the r/bald subreddit is an example of wholesome masculine body-positivity

every post is a guy showing his clearly-past-the-point-of-no-return thinning hair & asking "is it time?" and the top reply is always this image

[🚬 @csxrrrrrr]

@robpatt___ How can I make this about me? 🤔

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

'Every night I see my neighbors' disabled dog going upstairs to bed, like this'

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

>0 hype
>shitty zombies
>terrible story
>AI calling cards
>uninspired maps
>recycled content
>live-service bloat

Treyarch fell off so fucking hard

[🚬 @csxrrrrrr]

@isabella_t07 Se postula a alcalde y gana

[Chris Darker 🧡 @ChrisDarkerART]

"Los argentinos que yo conozco son más rectos que el tubo que usa tu puta madre para bailar."

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

We are seeing words put together that no human eyes have ever seen and no human brain has ever contemplated

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Votaron bien y automáticamente se arreglo el pais
Los felicito loco

[Sir Yacht @SirYacht_]

Tonight I saw The All-American Rejects play at a Sheetz

Not a sentence I thought I'd ever say but THAT WAS UNREAL