Christine Sydelko

The shitty quotes account that has been too lazy to post in years. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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"I'm ashamed that I own paul blart mall cop on dvd but I'm even more ashamed that I stole it from my grandma's retirement home."

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"I'm dating the Car Fox."

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"I'm tired of these girls who buy a choker and take one creative writing class at community college and suddenly think they're Sylvia Plath"

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*Elijah showing Carly and Erin video*

Christine: "I want to fight them to the death."

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"I'm on my period but I don't own a purse so I'm literally taking a backpack full of tampons to the club tonight"

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"Casper called you a fucking cockroach!"

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"Twitter said that gay is just a label so I bought a label maker"
Elijah: "That's not how it works!"
"Well... read the signs"

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"I'm getting sweaty just watching you."

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Elijah: "wake up bitch, daddy got you a fucking salami roll."
*throws salami at Christine*
Christine: "thank you"

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*Christine snoring*
Elijah: "BABY GIRL!"
Christine: "oh my god"

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*Christine barking*
Elijah: "Why are you starting beef with Doug the Pug?"
"Eugene is cuter"

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"I've lived in LA for over a year and have never done cocaine I really deserve an award."

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"If you spit in my mouth, I will murder your family."

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Elijah: "who is they?"
Christine: "Anna Kendrick from the Trolls movie."

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"My origin story is that I grew up in a tar pit and they taught me how to fight when I was one month old."

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*Christine talking to a snake*
"I'm talking Harry Potter to him!"

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"Can I have that blunt?"

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Elijah: "I told you to wash your hands after eating Cheetos before putting in your contacts, did you not learn from your butthole incident"

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"I peed my pants at The movie theater when we saw the last Lord of the Rings movie because I drink an actual large Mr. Pibb."