Chris Zankowicz

Living every day like its my last... unless i am enjoying the day of course

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Puts 3 plates on barbell
Takes a snapchat
Removes 1 plate
Does exercise

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The expectations were high tonight #DoYouSeeWhatIDidThere #Drake #Rihanna #TooGood @Drake

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Wait so Tim Horton's isn't a good brunch place for a first date?

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I just took 5 melatonin, but I mixed it with redbull so I am rested and energized #MileHigh

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Flight Attendant: Have you ever travelled before?
Me: Bro, I travel from Guelph to Oakville on the weekly...soooo ya I'm a traveller

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All my friends make fun of me because I have an imaginary girlfriend. But the jokes on them because they're imaginary too.

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A's over Baes

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Me: "Is that an app, or is it just the new photo update?"
Friend: "It's instagram..."
#awks

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If you get good grades in engineering, you probably don't have fun on the weekends.

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I might be bald in two years... #MPB

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Hayhay gon craycray #wasntme

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Exam is done! Time to tan and do my hair and do my nails and have an actual summer! Yay #whitegirlwendsday 🌞💅🏼💇🏼💁🏼

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Guy arguing he's been a big Jays fan for years
"Dude, I have an RA Dickey jersey and I read his book"
Name one other player
"José Reyes?"
😑

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My dad got a frickin motor cycle

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Andy is cooler than I am

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#protip: Walk into your interview talking on your phone and say "Sorry, I can't talk, I'm entering a tunnel - a tunnel of hope"

[Chris Zankowicz @cszanko]

#protip: Bring a box to your interview and say "I do all my thinking outside of that."

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#Protip: Tell them you won't be needing a lunch break because you're powered by results. Proceed by making a powerboat noise.

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#protip: Interviewers look for honest answers, so when asked what your biggest strength is, reply "My legs."

[Chris Zankowicz @cszanko]

#protip: When asked where you see yourself in 5 years. Reply "A mirror." Proceed with an extremely large smile.