Chris Tashjian

Music lover, Boston sports fan, software engineer, gadget geek, Internet Jedi SKYWARN spotter id: 17-619

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[Chris Tashjian @ctash]

@TheFestiveOwl @meyechelgossips The lineup does suck, but the owl’s point here is valid. Of all the red-striked bands…. Who hasn’t heard of @Weezer !? 😂

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@AdamKinzinger It’s insane that the CEO of a company lobbies the government to help his business make more money? Which in this case, is access to a huge international market. Wow, yeah, you’re right. That’s insane. 🫠

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@EagleshamNathan @oasis Yeah, it was definitely on purpose given the followup posts

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Looks like @oasis PR guy, Ray McCarville, went rogue (by accident?) with official fb account… maybe he meant to post it on his own wall.

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@sportsiren @WNBA Not unless @CaitlinClark22 and @paigebueckers1 are somehow being added to the starting lineups 😂

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@PSAcard is sketchy AF. Never mind the FedEx debacle, explain how this horribly cut @Cooper_Flagg card is a 9!? 😂🤡 https://t.co/yS7jrMn6nU

cc: @BosCardHunter

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Reason #253 why she’ll never be as good or revered as CC.

[Dan Zaksheske @RealDanZak]

Terrible look from Angel Reese, who started stomping her feet and quit on a play in the WNBA Finals because her teammates wouldn't pass her the ball.

She literally just walked away mid-possession rather than get in position for an offensive rebound.

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@niccruzpatane “Enters production in 2028”, which probably means it’ll be 2029 before deliveries start. It’s not a fumble asking for a near 9yr interest free loan to be repaid. It’s not like you can’t re-order when production actually starts.

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@hskyucnn @NESN @WBMasonCo For a supposed Skankees fan, your feed is awfully obsessed with the Red Sox. 🖕🏼

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@proamericapol WTF does her being a lesbian have to do with this? Oh wait, just looked at your profile, now I get it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@CabbageFred44 @MorbidlyObtuser @bostonradio

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@hskyucnn @NESN @WBMasonCo He said “best pitcher in the American League *the 3rd time thru the order *”… the full quote is important.

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@chad_mcmillan @RedSox @ChristianArcand 😆

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A nod to Kurt

[Gold Derby @GoldDerby]

Nirvana member Pat Smear lit up a cigarette as the band accepted their Video Vanguard Award. #VMAs

[dren⚾️ @dren_braves]

I visited the Red Sox neighborhood and ran the whole thing while juggling. (a short thread)

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@ZatzNotFunny I got the email and was like “wait, didn’t @TiVo shutdown a couple years ago?” My boxes haven’t connected in at least 4 years and they’re trying to push a premium service on me 😂

[Josh 💉🩸 @joshlovesfilms]

DEXTER RESURRECTION S2 OFFICIALLY PREMIERES OCTOBER 30th!! #DexterResurrection

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Haha!

[Stefanos Tsitsipas @stefanos]

Taxi driver in New York asked me if I knew Stefanos Tsitsipas.

I said, "We're very close."

He said, "Good. Tell him to stop taking bathroom breaks like he's searching for Narnia."

I pulled my hood up and pretended I was a tourist from Oslo.

[Chris Tashjian @ctash]

@PigskinPlaya @zeo_ex Exactly what I was going to respond to this AI-generated thread! Now that the carriers are removing autopay discounts for people *not* using checking accounts or debit cards, AppleCare is basically only a couple bucks more / month and offers all of that additional protection.

[Chris Tashjian @ctash]

for people who pre-bought 2+ years of @XBOXGamePass, how can you go and put cloud gaming limits in after the fact on them? How about switching it to “on renewal”? Not cool, @asha_shar @XBOX

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