Chris Tashjian

Music lover, Boston sports fan, software engineer, gadget geek, Internet Jedi SKYWARN spotter id: 17-619

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@platinumpapas @Tesla Why didn’t you take over and correct it? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@RealSkipBayless You’re a hack and a 🤡

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@Msbtl11 @DBGyt_ @RealSkipBayless Unlikely on both counts

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@TomFornelli “Dumb takes for $500, Alex”

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@rickfromtheboro @oliviaccowan AI & Fenway Park

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@Yeatgeektimr @NBA2KMyTEAM @NBA2K Wish I pulled that… I got this trash….

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@aj2885 @IAmJamesStewart Over The Hill “3rd option”, LeFlop? I’m out,

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@NBA2KMyTEAM How about fixing @lexiehulll ‘s face in game? The model is horrible.

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@FCHWPO @bostonradio I’m a Celtics fan and can confirm I want both of these things.

@FCHWPO thinks he’s a 1 but choked like a 3 when it mattered in game 7.

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This is the way… well done, @Fandango #StarWars

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Temu Led Zeppelin broke up!

[Greta Van Fleet @GretaVanFleet]

Thanks for the wild ride. Love, Josh, Jake, Sam & Daniel

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He’s so afraid of Red Sox Nation

[Justin @JustinMLB]

Liverpool fans got a 3 minute in person apology video (below)

Red Sox fans get an email that was reported via Sports Business Journal (that was most likely written by someone on behalf of John Henry)

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@StoolGreenie @FitzyGFY …and this, JB, is why you aren’t a 1.

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@honorius2000 @SawyerMerritt That’s not the robotaxi… that car has been around here for awhile. Hideous wrap.

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@fortelabs .@evernote has lost its way… the subscription price jumps the past few years finally broke many users this year…

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@nealmohan @YouTubeTV @YouTube @NFL Can you also launch “playback speed” controls? Blows my mind how we can’t do that….

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@jmay111 @bradfo @ColinKeane_ It was 24hrs after one of the worst beatings of the season…

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@JeffPassan @bradfo How the hell does Andrew Bailey not also get cut after seeing what’s happening with the pitchers? Is he going to be the manager now?

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This is so cringe. LOC has never been a useful software engineering metric. It's actually one of the most toxic ones. It rewards the worst practices. As has always been the case... quality > quantity.

[Garry Tan @garrytan]

Absolutely insane week for agentic engineering

37K LOC per day across 5 projects

Still speeding up

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@thsottiaux “Some of the new plugins developers will find most useful include Atlassian Rovo to help manage JIRA”

Clearly written by someone who has never attempted to use @Atlassian Rovo… it’s useless. It consistently fails to do the most basic operations but claims it finishes them! 🙃