Cullen

Chobani aficionado

[Cullen @Ctbrennan11]

You cant tell me DJ khaled and Carl Weezer arent Nav

[Cullen @Ctbrennan11]

Today i was at the grocery store and I made eye contact with this 30-ish year old women and I shit you not she looks me dead in the face pulls her apple watch up to her mouth and says “ I have the suspect in sight about to pursue”

[James @CaucasianJames]

didn’t hear from team snapchat for months and they thought they could just pop in and wish me a happy haloween. i don’t wanna hear it

[Cullen @Ctbrennan11]

Give me Wegmans or give me death

[Cullen @Ctbrennan11]

How you gonna put 6ix9ine in witness protection... what other person has “69” tattoos all over their body, unless this dudes neighbor is screaming “P.O.P hold it down!” He cooked

[Cullen @Ctbrennan11]

On the real, does anyone know what “mercury in retrograde’ actually means?!?

[Wayne Jetski M.D. @WayneJetskiii]

THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STEP INSIDE A LONG ISLAND BAGEL SPOT AND DONT RESPECT OUR WOMEN

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

so tired of the drama, just want 6th grade to be over already 😓😤

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

go crazy AND go stupid? in this economy?

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

juul: charged
skechers: on
my wife: left me

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Hey Bryce- i feel like i can call you Bryce because we are so much alike. Wanna have a catch?

[Quan Wick 🖤✡️ @blvckquan]

Miss Puff: Goodmorning class!

Spongebob:

[Cullen @Ctbrennan11]

@Cassidyrose_xo Colorado!!

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

how the fuck do you bitches on this app constantly uncover my repressed memories from when i was a child?? this is insane

[🦈 Betty 🦈 @bettymh98]

Gordon Ramsay’s best quote is and always will be ‘this squid is so undercooked I can still still hear it telling spongebob to fuCK OFF’

[Joe Delaney @TheJoeDelaney]

If you have an Instagram profile with no posts and no avatar, chances are you own a fleece and you're weird as fuck.

[Cullen @Ctbrennan11]

Im just tryna find me a nice bird

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

name a more iconic duo

[WIRED @WIRED]

This man's wife gave him a locked safe as a gift. So he built safecracking robot. https://t.co/RDaeLt0wUu