The Clown Town Chronicle 🎙️

Comedy and media analysis podcast for people who return their shopping carts.

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Flew in some backup from a distant planet for this week's show

[News Fist @malinformedtv]

Join myself and Aaron C @CTCMemecast for a special episode of Clown Town Chronicle!

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@AuronMacintyre Imagine a technology that trains the mind on how to think and what to think for a century and assuming that can’t be a weapons technology because it shows reruns of Friends sometimes.

[Arthur in California @ArthurReturnss]

"It's done gentlemen. Generations from now, they will be happy we meant that everyone on earth is simply an American by falling out onto our magical dirt."

[Kasey Quanrud @digitalspaz]

I dream to see certain things in my lifetime, even though they’re unlikely

[zobe70 ॐ @MonkeyKingZobe]

Rockstars is hiding something with GTA6 and if and when the fans find out it’s going to destroy the franchise.

[Jürgen Habanero @JurgenHabanera]

@LumpyTheCook CinemaSins was the worst of them all IMO because they specifically popularized the mindset of "movies are an IQ test where whoever finds the most plot holes to nitpick is the smartest."

[@redaction @redaction]

They shut off the extradimensional demon stargate. Your life will now tangibly improve for no apparent reason at all. You have until 2030.

[Final Cut Tile 🇺🇸 @FinalCutTile]

Taco Bell needs to calm down. This one taco cost more than an entire Hot n Ready pizza...

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@_jburden hahaha

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@MillennialWoes @RadicalLib Assault on Wall Street was great

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@toxicAmeriCAN

[6529 @punk6529]

"The fat was always the point. The salad was just keeping it company."

I don't have a good word for the style (example above) of this fake-profound LLM last sentence in an essay structure, but it is driving me crazy.

It is everywhere right now. 100x worse than em dashes

[John Fio @johnfio_]

A good rule is to never take out your phone to show someone a thing you’re talking about.

No matter what it is, it will ruin the convo 100% of the time.

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

The entire videogame industry is now run by fuckin weak ass retards

[Anime Outsiders @animeoutsiders]

I don't care what he thinks about video games, Roger Ebert had the ultimate redpill on nerd culture as a whole.

This basically describes every fandom on earth, and once you see it, you can never un-see it.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Dumb, crowd-pleaser blockbuster action-adventure flicks used to look this good. The state of Hollywood is so bleak.

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@thekinocorner This guy has a good story, here’s one of the movies he made this year.

https://t.co/Vcl4lwaHu3

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

It would be crazy if he went to the same synagogue as that guy who inexplicably ran up and shot Lee Harvey Oswald and then contracted an unusually aggressive cancer