Colm Deevey

[Colm Deevey @ctdeevey]

@GaryDelaney That gags for the birds

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@theglamchop Not yellow enough to be chick's, not green enough to be peas. But great in any curry dish

[Colm Deevey @ctdeevey]

@RobertLindsay Wolfie, your time has come. Power to the People.

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@AnnaDevlin1 @katymcguinness @dunnesstores Please explain how this is Thanks to Brexit

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@arcticnead Jaysus that lads watching too much Gardners World. She needs to be looking for a man who watches bake off and can appreciate baking a bun in a just one good oven.

[Colm Deevey @ctdeevey]

@jerosullivanRK We all only improve by playing. Not providing kids with game time,is anti the idea of sport any sport and anti child development.

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@crazyhouseprice I once had a guest who when I was at work, would bring her friend round to use the broadband, so he could run his graphic design company. Before piling in sometimes it's better to ask what those conditions stem from

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@crazyhouseprice Not defending but just wondering has landlord has issues with previous tenants fighting over broadband and kitchen table fir working. Plus possible previous disputes about single occupant rooms being shared on the QT.

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@therealCDRL @Kscott_94 @BelTel They could try the 6 counties UFF.

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@naomi_long When you pissing off the mouth breathers, you know you doing something right. Ignore the pathetic vileness for the rubbish it is, and keep doing what you are doing.

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@SMReidWrites Ah it could happen to a bishop. And ya both gotta laugh. No one died

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@GAA__JOE Have all senior inter County games officiated by a team of 8 qualified referees, with a 9th video ref in the stands. No more bringing uncle Paddy to umpire. One official with overall charge, but all officials able to blow up for frees etc. And all wired for communication.

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@BTriagain @winterberry26 @Glic16 @FineGael So what should be dine with the little darlings

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@MrKennethClarke As an outsider here in Dublin, I can say the UK needs more Ken Clarkes and less Suella Bravermans

[Colm Deevey @ctdeevey]

@MaiaDunphy Jaysus, that's like wild west saloon girl undies. Does it come with a stetson boots and six shooter as accessories

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@Squeezeofficial Brillant set tonight in Dublin, loved every minute of it. Thank you

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@RosieisaHolt Never let the truth........

[Colm Deevey @ctdeevey]

@DovForman @AuschwitzMuseum @reallorraine @piersmorgan @benshapiro @RobbieRinder @sajidjavid @SadiqKhan @cornettouk @theJeremyVine @susannareid100 Keep going Lily you're looking great.

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@GaryLineker Sunny side Gary, you got to see the sunny side

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@twarpgaard @CarlaHSands Your kids have it so easy.
02.30 get up & get beaten. 03.00 search for Leprechaun gold. 5.00 get beaten. 5.30 feed the cows grass by hand. 8.00 get beaten. 9.00 to school on foot with no shoes 10 miles.10.00 home beaten clean tge field of cow waste. 02.00 beaten and bed