Matt Crittela

In a world full of little dudes, be a big dude.

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@elonmusk Hey Elon I love, respect and appreciate everything you do, sincerely and I’m not just saying that cus I’m asking for a favor, but can I please borrow so money to fix my teeth, I promise to pay you back, everyone I know is broke and since your cool I figured worth a shot to ask

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@Treyarch @CallofDuty @IronGalaxy I can’t wait until AI takes all your jobs, I literally pray activation fails and you all never work in the industry ever again. This whole studio is pathetic, a true disgrace to the entire industry.

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@CallofDuty I pray to God this game fails, and everyone at activison loses their fucking pathetic jobs, I sincerely CANT WAIT for AI to take all your jobs away from you so it will create games based on data and facts not what you woke pathetic lames think is fair.

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@CallofDuty How is it in 2026 the team that manages this game continuously fails… you literally have the template yet you still don’t give players what they want, it’s truly fascinating.

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@JoelKatz @BenHans47909422 @589CTO Am I missing something, like 80% of retail holds less than 1000 XRP… what are they clapping for a 5k return lol I don’t get it, I use to think I understood but after your recent tweets about future prices idk why the excitement, you can make better return from a IRA lol

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@JoelKatz Did this happen before or after you tweeted saying how a 3 digit XRP will never happen?

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@JoelKatz You’ve made it clear the odds of any real “moonshot” are extremely low. So why were you posting clues, riddles, and repeating the same numerical signals year after year if no extraordinary outcome is actually expected? It appears like a mechanism to sustain retail hope.

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@arno065 @BlackBondPtv I’m using grok for free literally right now lol

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@rudekyoni999 Nicotine might be beneficial, not smoking a cigarette 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@JoelKatz Both buttons are broken, they only appear to work. Your choice is an illusion, if your over the age of 35 and haven’t figured this out then just hit which ever button color you like better.

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@isaiahrobinlive Send any disbeliever the evidence around the shroud

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@Cobratate Xrp is the destined crypto

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@RippleXrpie Idk why but it’s funny to me when non English speaking people learn English in the UK and have a British accent when they speak English

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@newsxawful Guys this is a movie set 😂 you can’t see the production crew at the bottom left, they literally are doing a count down to action the scene lol

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@khanadan99 Fake af 😂

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@IranMilittary This is so fake 😂

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@elonmusk Then why all the new coal plants?

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@CallofDuty I hope all you greedy fucking scumbags burn in fucking hell. Seriously you all suck and every game you’re behind is fucking trash. Pathetic studio, seeing your play time sand sales drop gets my dick hard, I can’t wait till the UAE, China, and South Korea cook your entire market

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@CallofDuty @Activision I hope all you greedy fucking scumbags burn in fucking hell. Seriously you all suck and every game you’re behind is fucking trash. Pathetic studio, seeing your play time sand sales drop gets my dick hard, I can’t wait till the UAE, China, and South Korea cook your entire market

[Matt Crittela @ctelli315]

@Iranmilitary24 That’s so true, but correct me if I’m wrong, doesn’t your scripture allow you to marry 9 years olds?