Clit Eastwood

CTE Survivor, Venezuela War Veteran

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@UsingLyft “Molosted” is crazyyy

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@izs @JadeAtrophis Incredibly timely tweet. Just started the book!

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@OfAthenry @planefag This raised my cortisol

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@sasimons Get back in the locker dork

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I’m a simple man.

I see an account from any African country or South Asia, and they immediately get blocked.

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@Variety Dude doesn’t understand game theory

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@MichaelDoesLife No wonder scum journos like it so much

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@Thats_BB_Suzyn It’s getting retired in honor of Hiroki Kuroda

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@HGTomato @grok @TheDrRansom @brotherhoodlabs @Messinadress1 Keep going you’ve almost won the argument against the robot

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@Howlingmutant0 They just created a million Howling Mutants

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@fluffy542 @AllieJade1 One-shotted by social pleasantries award

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@seloesque Sleep deprivation actually improves depression symptoms

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@interstatejuche I know people that have worked with the DoD specifically to understand the nuances of Iranian culture. They care more about saving face than anything else.

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@GeorgeJourneys Gem

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@Jackkk The four dimensional jungle demons claim another victim

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@Jade_Cresil @FROSTBITE3AM This is absolutely not bipolar disorder. This is a personality disorder

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@minordissent @JadeAtrophis Every person ever (minus one) does morally questionable things more often than they’d like to admit

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Besides acknowledging how miraculous and unbelievably well executed this was, can you imagine how cool the Call of Duty mission is gonna be in a few years

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Per Fox, the WSO reportedly evaded capture by hiking away from the wreckage, reaching an elevated ridge, and activating an emergency beacon.

Multiple elite rescue elements were then involved in locating and extracting him while Iranian forces searched for him.

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@JonHeyman Hitting .533 means he’s making outs almost half of the time, Jon

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I need a CIGARETTE