Chris Tes

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

@mattpenndotcom @NYC_DOT Why does this happen every month?!?

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

@NYC_DOT Why doesn't your monthly parking pass site EVER work?!? Every month 5 days before the next month (like today), the site goes down when you need to get the pass. Very frustrating.

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

@TeamCoco 🍕 #ConanNYCpizza Let's Go!

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

@gofooji @BadSanta Can't wait

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

#capson

[1010 WINS on 92.3 FM @1010WINS]

Happy 10/10 Day from #1010WINS! We celebrate this day every year, join us in spreading the cheer. http://t.co/vTjER1upek

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

@ABanome @bgrodzitsky http://t.co/bH6Sowsjj3

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

Subway Series!

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

@stephenasmith @RyanRuocco I need the tix cause with the age of this team who knows what knicks will be alive next season

[Uncle Nino @RealUncleNino]

Ooooh! Happy Valentines Day! Me and my wife got dinner reservations tonight! Her's is at 8 and mine is at 10:30!!!

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

#leave it to the scientists

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

@ABanome http://t.co/clSGMYl1

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Now I know how Abraham Lincoln felt when he was tweeting by candlelight. #blackout #sandy

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

@ABanome http://t.co/dOH7SVzz

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

@ABanome You goinn to jail now! http://t.co/smnZ8H6h

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

@cc660 craigy can I get a rt to make my bday the best one I ever had?? Go yanks!

[Chris Tes @ctes24]

@7BOOMERESIASON Booms can I get a shout out for my bday?? Big fan of the show! Go yanks!

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Found my grandmas secret choc chip cookie recipe. It states: IF YOU’RE READING THIS I’M DEAD. 1ST INGREDIENT - 1/2 CUP OF FUCK YOU.

[Mind Blowing @TheMindBlowing]

At exactly 12 minutes, 12 seconds after 12 o' clock on December 12th, time will be 12:12:12, 12/12/12. This'll not happen again before 2112.

[Men's Health Mag @MensHealthMag]

You're 227% more likely to meet a partner through a friend or family member than in a bar, at the gym or on the street. #FACT