Obi Wan Cannoli

I’ll probably follow you if you like one of my tweets.

[Obi Wan Cannoli @ctferrell]

God dammit get this foreign ass bullshit off my timeline! Fuck!!!

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Why is everything on my X now translated from Turkish or some other language?

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@clg419 No cuz if he had that shit would work flawlessly.

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@BigOrangeMack Bitch-made mother fucker. Bet he eats his Snickers upside down so he can feel the “veins”.

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Why is anyone shocked that Jensen Huang got captivated by some Chinese slit?

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@frankie7soy He must have loads of coal dust on his vocal cords to be able to reach that pitch.

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I’m takin’ 4 spots because fuck you, and fuck EVEYONE else too. #fuckyou #ihateithere #peoplesuck

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@Russell___Smith Here’s to hoping for a black lung diagnosis.

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I have literally found my spirit animal.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A hawk has been diagnosed as "too fat" to fly after eating too many free-range chickens

She weighed over 910g after feasting on a "buffet" and spending too much time sleeping

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@BigOrangeMack @Vern_Funquist You can recruit a 5⭐️using Klarna for their NIL.

[Red Baron Pizza @redbaronpizza]

He’s still here. He’s got a fan club.
Including us.

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Well at least we will get 500k for the field storming. 🤡

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ask your @Grok @Bot to remove your phone number from spam call & text lists!

[Obi Wan Cannoli @ctferrell]

@MinimalDuck @bot @spacexai @elonmusk Just set up for my entire family and had it automatically check every two weeks!

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@BoCamaro

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@SherrysDrunk That was a ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ match. You are doing awesome!

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@TheColonel1922 Die with dignity sir.

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@matthewpigg99 Problem is they left the fucking offense in the locker room.

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@BigBoyVol Also helps if one doesn’t spend more than they make and also borrows money to get a libtard degree

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@christie0106