Christian Thayer

[Christian Thayer @cthayer2]

My coworker, trying to sell improperly manufactured goods: “Look, is it ugly? Sure. But it’s probably not as ugly as you expect.”

Me: *Frantically taking notes for my dating profile*

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

new harry potter game looks WILD

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

deadnaming is wrong except for the tappan zee

[Christian Thayer @cthayer2]

@23Johnanderson @McLaughlinnews @JanelleBitker “I don’t understand the word wrest or wrested so you’re wrong”

[Christian Thayer @cthayer2]

@PoorQuentyn @ me on the ASOIAF subreddit

[Christian Thayer @cthayer2]

@JennyENicholson I saw the Broadway production on the 13th and loved it so much that the whole family bought tickets and we’re going back in a couple of weeks. It was never my favorite Sondheim (never mind musical in general) but it really blew me away

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls

[Christian Thayer @cthayer2]

And show 2

[Christian Thayer @cthayer2]

Time for show 1

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

fantasy

[King's Landing Chronicle @News4Westeros]

'Lord Of The Waters' To Be Dealt With As Soon As Lord Aurane Waters Returns With Royal Fleet, Cersei Promises

[Christian Thayer @cthayer2]

Decided to give Wordle a try, told myself I wouldn’t bother sharing the results. But I think this is a pretty good first attempt

Wordle 212 3/6

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[Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute]

Life expectancy in Back Bay, one of Boston's richest neighborhoods, is 91.9 years – significantly higher than Japan, Norway, and Switzerland.

Life expectancy in Roxbury, a poor neighborhood just four miles away, is 58.9 years – lower than Zimbabwe, Syria, and Afghanistan.

[Christian Thayer @cthayer2]

Re- re- re- re- re- re- re- read (Gotta catch up with the @NotACastASOIAF)

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

JERY: so how was your date with dracula last night

ELANE: he did the mash

JERY: he did the MASH?

ELANE: (wiping glasses) he did the monster mash

JERY: and? was it a graveyard smash?

ELANE: it was not

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

sisqo talking about his inspiration for writing the thong song simply one of the best things i’ve ever heard

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Everyone, meet ZamZam.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

You know how emergency room physicians will gauge somebody’s mental clarity by asking “who’s the president of the United States?”

[Unexplained Occurrences 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @TalesOfBeyond]

Happy birthday to the second greatest creepypasta