Chris Thomas

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

It’s “yeah I played against him in high school he was filthy” season

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Taking a tour of my local equinox and I see their workers are using MacBooks… #fade?

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Experiencing DRTF- diminishing returns to train fares (on a relative basis)

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Almost impossible to eat an apple without making a couple wise cracks

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

If the zipper isn’t YKK, I don’t want the pants!

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Speed limits should fluctuate with inflation

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Please don’t make me decide

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Slight dehydration and lack of sleep more maximum clarity

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Look the other way from cybertrucks to not give them the satisfaction

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Leveraging AI to develop innovative solutions

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Pocket watching state governments based on the condition of their highways

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Talking on the phone with people who are on the street in NYC is peak frustration

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Too much country music will make you unmotivated and indifferent

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Anyone know what to do when you have a structured settlement and need cash now?

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Have to appreciate when someone puts a lil pep in their step when crossing in front of ur car

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Can’t believe I forgot to get merch from the Boston Marathon. All that work and nothing to show for it

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Only a few more uncomfortable feelings than someone showing you a “funny” video on their phone

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

This has to be the most unserious car ever produced

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Charley Crockett top 5 coolest cats of all time

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Watching film rn (reading through my past tweets)

[Chris Thomas @cthom30]

Been having a recurring dream that I can’t dunk anymore… might need to hit the lab to make sure daddy’s still got it!