Bungdor the Reanimator

Necromancer and forcibly retired poison swamp tour guide. Meatsuits and social constructs are beneath me. ✨Phlegmatic Sun~Melancholic Rising💫✨

[Bungdor the Reanimator @cthonicbionic]

Started experimenting with dark magic on some crops.

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All poorly behaved homunculi will go right into the forbidden soup cauldron.

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Paparazzi caught me having brunch with the girls.

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The local townsfolk suffer under a sneeze plague, but I shall not let the dreaded Phlegm Fatale have me in her clutches this year!

[Bungdor the Reanimator @cthonicbionic]

Uncultured 💅

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Seems like someone of high choleric leanings would say 🙄

[The Red Sorcerer @red_sorcerer_]

my humors? Neat. Beautiful. Perfectly balanced. Your humors? Vile, repulsive, imbalanced.

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@GravelordPosts Now i know what horny vampires are called

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@Gori_Grindelfig For real. Classics for a reason

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😤

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I cast Mass Dissociation.

[Spoon & Tamago @Johnny_suputama]

competitive daydreamers gathered in Tokyo today for the “2024 Space-out Competition”

Heart rates were checked and anyone who laughs, talks or dozes off was eliminated during the 90 min competition.

[Bungdor the Reanimator @cthonicbionic]

Blasting “Caramelldansen” on repeat to disorient the unwelcome adventurer who bumped into the tripwire.

[Wizardo The Foolish @FoolishConjurer]

Bumping sad songs in the tower

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@studyeroftomes Whatever you want it to be

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@studyeroftomes That was ONE TIME 🙄

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Part of the joy of rearranging your precooked homunculi features into art is that the process can be unpredictable—I just never know how that thing in my Lazarus Pit will end up!
Will I get a Flesh Picasso this time or an Anthropomorphic Ransom Note screaming for death?

[Bungdor the Reanimator @cthonicbionic]

@DevotionOath @saltyplatemail Thou art so thicc thou risketh blocking the Suez Canal

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@FoolishConjurer It’s him. The Feral Hog

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@BimbleWizard 💯

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@WoodlandArrows Take roleplay to the next level by straight up polymorphing

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@gregthesorcerer It’s like counterspell but worse

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Had a Girl’s Night with Mictlantecuhtli last night, and he gave me a magic whistle that casts “Shit Your Pants,” because he knows I’d be insufferable with it.

[Bungdor the Reanimator @cthonicbionic]

@studyeroftomes Hey