Christine Ewart

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

On a serious note, how do I chose one of each from the bakery and not put on 10kg? Open to your suggestions!....

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

Saturday 4th October is support small business day. Shouldn't that be everyday? Dah

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

"A snow leopard gets his filling checked". Surely that's not worth putting on the news!

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

Made a huge mistake by searching google images for 'baby with two faces'. What the actual fuck....

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

I actually feel sorry for Dale Thomas and I'm a collingwood supporter. Leave him alone @CollingwoodFC @DThomas_39

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

Neon run #neonrunaus #lightupthenight ❤️ http://t.co/rntoNYeOFc

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

@DHughesy you will be missed. #theprojecttv

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

I'd hate to see what these bitches on Big Brother would be like if someone actually died. Wtf? Why are they so ridiculous?

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

Tully has got to go. Seriously why do I watch this shit.

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

Dane Swan for #brownlow2013

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

It's 'Imbecile' Sam. #footyshow

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

Bad things do happen in 3's.

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

Girls that drop the 'C bomb' make me sick.

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

Can't eat rumballs tomorrow if I eat them all now!! #hehe

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

My aim tomorrow is to eat less then 10 rum balls. #soaddictive #onesitting #yum

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

If y'all need me, I'll be on the beach with a cocktail(s) #catchya

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

Next Saturday can not come quick enough. Koh samui, I'm coming for you.

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

Well I didn't even know the Queen had a husband. whoops!!

[Condescending Wonka @WiIIy_Wonka]

Texting while driving: YOLO Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO Bitches crazy: FOSHO Run nigga run: POPO.

[Christine Ewart @cthoolen]

Shoutout to Gloria who won $590,000,000. Surely you could spare a couple for me!? #surely #richbitch