I think a lot about the time I told my friend I wanted to chop all my hair off/dye it and I expected chaotic support but instead he called a lunatic/dramatic and asked me what’s wrong and to deal with my problems instead
While we’re on the topic of statues, I propose everyone just copies Ellicott City, MD and gets a statue of an eggplant. Our town has had TWO natural disaster-style floods and yet..... it still stands
While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂
I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.
@hot_wangs me: *asks you to hang out or get dinner bc I miss u and wanna catch up*
You: can mike come?
me:
you: can mike come?
*no one*
you: I can’t come bc mike is busy