CHRISTINA

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[T.C.P. @techceopepe]

Having a Joe Biden Monday after a Hunter Biden weekend

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

god i love trend reporting

[CHRISTINA @ctinaelliston]

like just in general

[CHRISTINA @ctinaelliston]

crazy how much there is

[CHRISTINA @ctinaelliston]

YOU SAID THAT IM REALLY FUCKIN BOOORING

[CHRISTINA @ctinaelliston]

airport wine hits different

[CHRISTINA @ctinaelliston]

grandma got run over by a reindeer

[laura 🪭 @llaurajpeg]

if i got pregnant tomorrow and couldn’t get an abortion, at least i can still buy a gun and shoot myself!

[trash jones @jzux]

why would i finish a thought when i could start a new more exciting one

[jamie amalea pappas @jamieamalea]

easily the funniest thing I’ve seen happen all year.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i got 112 tabs open in my head rn

[SinnamonSCouture @SinnamonCouture]

Anderson Paak on his way to the #MetGala

[CHRISTINA @ctinaelliston]

say it louder

[q @qglezzz]

big on “you could’ve just told me”

[toxic king @toxicking]

Do NOT come to me for advice we gone end up at the liquor store

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

hi i’m alex and i will be ur server tn. before we start, are u mad at me?

[CHRISTINA @ctinaelliston]

do u get a break from my brain or no

[semi @whitewomanhood]

(texting from a padded room)
hey! i’m good how are you

[CHRISTINA @ctinaelliston]

too late my mom already knows